Shaunie O’Neal has served her husband, the illustrious Shaquille O’Neal with divorce papers… why would anyone want to terminate a financially lucrative marriage to a superhero obsessed community sheriff/amazing rapper?
Probably because he was having a romantic tryst with my favorite player in the NBA’s pregnant fiance. That’s right Shaq Diesel has turned Agent Zero aka Hibachi aka Gilbert Arenas, into a cuckold.
The woman at the center of this drama is Laura Govan, best friend to Shaq’s wife Shaunie and whose third child with Arenas is due on Christmas Eve.
TERRIBLE WOMAN.
This might be crazier than Damon Albarn stealing Justine Frischman from that dude from Suede or Eric Clapton stealing George Harrison’s wife.
Check out the damning evidence in these intercepted emails- which are pretty boring actually except for the atrocious internet/text-speak.
Guess Gilbert was too busy cheating at Halo, building kick ass pools, and being cool as hell to tend to this backstabber’s needs.
In Laura Govan’s defense: Gilbert might be a little childish- he set up an elaborate scheme that unwittingly tricked Laura into proposing to him out of a fear of rejection I assume.
In Gilbert’s defense: Laura Govan, chased him all over our great country with the intent to embarrass and serve him a paternity suit during a televised game.
Hang in there HIBACHI
HAVE YOU EVER READ http://www.gilbertology.net/
???? It’s like the best blog ever
November 11, 2009 at 2:49 pmi can’t believe arenas cheats at halo 3; and that’s the worst email dirty talk i’ve ever seen
November 11, 2009 at 3:16 pmI love how I see the intro paragraph in my feedreader (no name) and just KNOW that you wrote it.
November 11, 2009 at 3:43 pmAZ… As your lawyer, I recommend we redo those paternity tests…
December 26, 2009 at 7:36 pm
wait, you like Gilbert Arenas? who does that?
November 11, 2009 at 2:47 pm