61 year-old Ron Wood (of Rolling Stones and Faces fame) fell off the wagon and holed up in his Irish estate with an 18 year old Russian, Ekaterina Ivanova.
Your might ask…..
Isn’t Ron Wood married?
YES.
Isn’t Ron Wood old enough to be her grandfather?
YES.
Where and how does an 18 year-old meet a 61-year-old?
SHE WAS HIS COCKTAIL WAITRESS AT AN ESCORT BAR.
What do they do together?
THEY DRINK SEVERAL BOTTLES OF VODKA A DAY WHILE SHE POSES NUDE FOR HIS PAINTINGS.
Jesus Christ.
Wood’s wife of 23 years, Jo, has stayed with him over the course of his many relapses. Apparently the last time Ron was back on the Vodka drink, he ended up under a table in a posh restaurant biting Kate Moss’s ankles.
When news of the affair first broke on Friday, Wood’s ever loyal wife told reporters that Ron and the Russian were on a painting trip together, and that they are certainly not “boyfriend and girlfriend – in that way.” She did add that she was aware of the wild ways of the young girl. “She is mad – she is a terrible alcoholic,” the UK’s Daily Telegraph reported her as saying. “I know her – she’s been here. I was quite all right that she was hanging around with him. Ronnie told me she was staying there and I said, ‘OK – get on with it and have a drink, go mad. Drink your guts up’.” Ahhh… the words of a seasoned rock wife.
But over the weekend, after young Ivanova claimed via her Facebook page that she and Wood are romantically together, Jo announced she was leaving the legendary guitarist, whose net worth is estimated at $140 million.
With Ron Wood in such a state, how are the Faces ever going to reunite?
MY.HERO.
July 16, 2008 at 3:28 pmLONDON (Reuters) – Rolling Stones guitarist Ronnie Wood has entered rehab for a drinking problem, his spokeswoman said on Wednesday.
“Following Ronnie’s continued battle with alcohol he has entered a period of rehab,” Wood’s spokeswoman said in London. “His close family and friends say he is seeking help and look forward to his recovery.”
The announcement followed a series of British newspaper reports that Wood, 61, had been spending time at his Irish retreat with a young Russian cocktail waitress.
July 16, 2008 at 3:39 pmRehab?
Well this could be the last time
This could be the last time
Maybe the last time
I don’t know.
In his book he GUSHES over JO, Ron u are the man
July 16, 2008 at 5:07 pm
Oh, c’mon, everybody knows this is just Jesse Bishop in thirty years
July 16, 2008 at 2:14 pm