In honor of of New York's first week of legal gay marriage, we're pulling this out of the vault, with some additions!
We were raised as gays, and now that we can get married in DC (and NY!), we want a lot of things for our weddings right now:
1. To have a threesome with James and Dave Franco at our bachelor party.
2. To be announced as Mrs. & Mrs. Deb(bie) Wasserman-Schultz-Greenspan.
3. Le Tigre as our wedding band.
4. Summer Camp officiating.
5. All tuxes and dresses designed by Tim Gunn.
6. This cake delivered by Duff from Ace of Cakes.
7. To ride into the sunset on our motorcycle.
8. Sir Ian McKellen as our best man.
9. To have the reception on this boat:
Deb's New Wife: Rachel Maddow
Mike A.'s New Husband: Johnny Weir
Bradley's New Husband Aaron Samuels/Jonathan Bennett:
Keli's New Husband Ryan Reynolds:
Now that gay marriage is legal in DC (and NY!), what do you want for your gay dream wedding? Leave us some comments. And for more hilarity, follow @BYGays on Twitter.
Previously in I Heart DC:
- 2/14: 101 Reasons To Love DC-Part 2
- 2/13: DC News You Can (Maybe) Use:
- 2/13: 101 Reasons To Love DC-Part 1
- 2/10: DC News You Can (Maybe) Use
- 2/9: DC News You Can (Maybe) Use
- 2/8: DC News You Can (Maybe) Use
- 2/8: Perfect Date Outfits + Outings
- 2/7: DC News You Can (Maybe) Use
- 2/6: DC News You Can Maybe Use:
- 2/2: DC News You Can (Maybe) Use:
God loves a cheerful giver.
A bitch to set up Marion Berry at our wedding reception.
All of our bridesmaids to be John and Kate Plus 8.
A unicorn for each person in attendance, Parker Posey as our flower girl, and Horse Meat Disco DJs to drop flaming tunes on that amazing pink boat as we sail away, sail away, sail away...
A permanent ban on DJ's having to play the chicken dance.
"Sail away, sail away, sail away," - For Enya and Christopher Cross (Sailing) to battle it out over kareoke at the wedding reception.
What about pocketgays as ring bearers?
Well, there goes getting Deb to marry me for tax purposes. Crap.
hall & oates singing m.e.t.h.o.d. of modern love at my honeymoon in dollywood
For Ellen Degenerous to lead the congregation in a silly dance.
Lisa Frank as our wedding planner.
rufus does judy! rufus should, however, be high as a kite.
That cake is amazing.
Ryan Reynolds! Nice choice Keli.