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All photos: Peter and Libby
All words: Peter, Erin Ryan + Libby

ANYONE can do this. All you need is good will and bad judgement.

Friday

3:30 pm: Convince friends / self that Atlantic City weekend is good idea.

5pm: Load car with pizza combos, cigs, disposable income, important phone numbers, vague directions, nightvision goggles, hope.

11:03pm: Classiest descent into depravity this city has ever seen.

12:29am: Hurried exit after vomit related incident.

1:33am Trump’s Taj Mahal: There is not one person in Atlantic City that looks anything like Ivanka Trump.

2:05am: Find creative way to pay for 13 dollar cigarettes.

2:31 am: Find creative place to smoke them.

Saturday

8:00pm: Observe cover band from afar.

8:01 pm: Observe cover band up close. Observe cover-band-girlfriend on right. Exit. Consume sake, vodka, champange, tequila, Lenny Kravitz, Sushi

9:34pm: Bachelor party. Guy on left makes Libby feel safe / whole. Learn a lot about SICK Delaware and Atlantic City Bands with names like Octane and 52 Card Pick Up

10:01pm: The anti- BYT Summer Camp pool party. At least there were go-go dancers in the pool.

11pm – 2am: CLASSIFIED / REDACTED

11pm:  Make $200 bucks playing Black Jack

12:07am: Just Married!

12:15am: No prenup!

12:16am: No shirt!

1:00am: Leave for honeymoon on boardwalk. Sing Meatloaf.

1:32am: Go off the strip for perfectly legitimate reason.

1:45am: PEAK

2:24am: Consequences

2:30 am : Ridicule

3:01am: Happiness

3:03am: Despair.

SUNDAY

12 pm: Find Libby New York Times before she loses her shit. Place her in indoor cafe with outdoor seating. Continue to gamble.

Final Thoughts

Libby: Atlantic City, with its strip clubs, sleazy lounges, and casinos are the best place in the world to be a 3rd wheel.

Erin Ryan: Still on hold with Bank of America.

Peter:  Breaking even is a state of mind. Like situational ethics. Or swine flu. All of which you are contractually obligated to pick up in New Jersey.

-100 right away at $20 min paigow, some hairdresser gets a royal but we’ve got no envy on the bonus

-500 1/2-staked into WPT-BPO 11am 1k+90. AK < KQ for 200BBs busto. gg? ead guido.
+325 at $10min craps easy game, hard8s 4 the dealer

+100 $15min roulette: GOGOGO red, middle-row, 18, 17, 29, 32, 5, 7, 9, 23, 25, pick-em.

-150 $10min craps fucking awful game, fuck you 7

+50 at Bare Exposures somehow despite making it rain on a girl-v-girl lapdance

+120 Texas Hold ‘em Table-game all-in blind 3 hands in row, flip 23x FTMFW strizzlebizzleshipdachizzle. Everything is rigged

-1million Sbarros-flavored ramiken

+500 red-eyed 10am 10/20 LHE in high roller room 3betting KQx and getting away with it. GG LOL!

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