….where we rip off “the best” of the internet and present it to you as a precious gift-post, topped with a bow we bought pre-tied from CVS and attached with an adhesive strip, ready to go and be consumed with your first coffee/tea/quickie of the day. Voila! Morning magic! On rotation.
- Kurt Cobain ashes stolen from the pink bear shaped purse Courtney Love hid them (and her Vicodin) in.
- “The Man” shuts down a douche bag theme party at Seattle U. What’s worse than a douche bag?– a narc
- Top 11 gadgets that go inside of you
- Celebrate the DNC Rules and Bylaws Committee decision and buy a pair of Obama Air Force Ones….
- A kindergarten teacher invites students to tell an autistic classmate why they dislike him. The class then voted, 14-2, to have the student spent the rest of the school day in the nurse’s office.
- My Chemical Romance leads protest for EMO rights in London. Check out the website that organized the event- it’s hard to take anything seriously with this header image

- Did you know….. you can watch full episodes of the Twilight Zone online (free obvi)
- Adderall, Cocaine, coffee? It’s all the same
- Raise your hand if you love Buckminster Fuller!
- Pete Wentz thinks he’s “clever”. God does his band suuuck.
- Speed Limits for bikers in Bethesda. Cherish our days as No Limit bike Souljas in DC.
Videos of the Day:
Scripps Spelling bee hilarity:
That band from Chuck E. Cheese is dope!!!
i LOVE this feature. great great great. now i will have no shortage of updates on what is happenin in this hemisphere while i’m in russia. also, i used to be really freaked out by the chuck e cheese band as a child.
June 3, 2008 at 2:06 pmcvs sucks lol
June 4, 2008 at 11:03 ampoor alex. why is an autistic kid in a regular class, anyway?
June 4, 2008 at 12:35 pm



That Butterworth dude from the Seattle U. story is such a smug fucking prick. Just look at his smug fucking prick face. What a bitch. Him and that fucking sidewalk regulator that fucked with Comet Pizza should get together and “enforce” each other.
Also see this dude: http://www.viceland.com/int/dd.php?id=1084
Rant over. I just don’t get people that hate parties and hate fun.
June 3, 2008 at 11:37 am