….where we rip off the best of the internet and present it to you as a precious gift-post, topped with a bow we bought pre-tied from CVS and attached with an adhesive strip, ready to go and be consumed with your first coffee/tea/quickie of the day. Voila! Morning magic! On rotation.
Oh, and …. As always I appreciate any tips anyone may have as to what should go in here.
- The daily presidential campaign alert: all John McCain videos have been removed from Youtube. First person that finds one doesn’t have to watch it.
- Speaking of squirrels, avert your virgin eyes now: http://www.sugarbushsquirrel.com/ though I bet you won’t be able to.
- (Long Haired, French) Man scales the NY Times building. Is arrested. Gawker is of course, the first one to steal a video of the whole sordid thing
- Speaking of (long, detached) HAIR, if you know ME at all, then you know that JUST NOW, MY WORST NIGHTMARES HAVE BEEN REALIZED.
- Time waster of the day: iamneurotic.com. Just like post secret, but without the pretty pictures. Just your naked, insecure, unartistic thoughts.
- Here is something just in time for happy hour: absinthe gummi bears. No really. REALLY.
- Sure it is hot outside. But hell just froze over as well.
- Faced with those news, Britney strikes back in a way only Britney COULD STRIKE BACK: she decides to co-star in a Pussycat Dolls video.
No, there is no hope left for anyone.
Pantyhose are gross especially when chicks wear them with open toed shoes.
Stockings, otoh, are hot.
June 6, 2008 at 9:25 amthere is no reason in the world for pantyhose, especially in summer.
none.
Britney is fabulous! Like Midas fabulous. Even the bloopers are special.
June 6, 2008 at 11:36 amhose is for hoes
June 6, 2008 at 6:20 pm
Absinthe Gummi Bears? oh… my…. GOD!
June 6, 2008 at 9:02 am