R Kelly INNOCENT!!!!!!!!
Robert Sylvester Kelly found not guilty on all charges associated with that infamous homemade videotape of Kelly peeing on and engaging in sexual acts with his underage (then 13-year-old) goddaughter.
How did this happen??! Well according to Kelly’s attorneys, and now the jury, the woman in the tape (that we’ve all seen) is actually a paid prostitute and someone is trying to frame R Kelly.
Sure…
Well, at least now we can rely on a steady stream of these solid, literal lyrics-based videos
PLEASE WATCH! You’ll lose it. His bedazzled hoodie is amazing also. ATTN: Morgan!
Kelly: “I did this shit on YouTube… cuz there’s a lot of profanity… hold on let me get a drink..”
Thanks Jason from Koko for the video
this outcome was a given. frankly, i would have been shocked if he had been found guilty. it’s kind of hard to prove your case when your alleged victim says on the stand that she is not the girl in the video.
June 13, 2008 at 5:33 pmhe’s always peein’ on everybody.
June 13, 2008 at 6:03 pmGod bless America, it’s good to know you can still piss on a girl that you bought for cash off of your backing dancer and get away with it.
real talk……….
June 13, 2008 at 6:57 pmThis country is obsessed with punishing people for what they think is sexual impropriety. I am glad he was acquitted.
June 14, 2008 at 12:06 pmAs Patrick K. put it, this video’s existence is completely validated by the line “I don’t know why you fuck with them old jealous no man havin’-ass hoes anyway- REAL TALK.”
June 16, 2008 at 9:16 am
you have got to be kidding me.
i will admit that i love “trapped in the closet” to death, but fuck this shit.
June 13, 2008 at 5:29 pm