Its been a rough week.
And yesterday, after a 4 hour fundraiser, preceeded by an 8 hour workday I was faced with a choice of food or watching Project Runway, and since I already consumed 4 vodka sodas on an empty stomach, food WAS the choice.
I did however feel like people (!) were expecting SOMETHING from me so I did what had to be done:
woke up at 6 to look at the BRAVO site, and saw that they designed outfits for “young women entering the workforce” that could “easily transition from day to night” (SO DIFFERENT from the “day to night outfit” challenge they did with Brooke Shields a few weeks back-NOT) and that Jerrell won (I have no “spoiler alert” qualms) for this:
and that Joe is out (AMEN to that, every time I saw the dude post that horrifying “Shanghai Lily” thing he did in the DVF challenge, my brain and taste buds melted a little bit) with this:
Kenley (whose voice, I for one, am grateful i had a break from) made some poor girl look like a librarian swiss miss
Korto apparently ran out of fabric as this girl looks like she stole her outfit from her middle-school baby sister:
Leanne’s jacket and palette were cute but proportions misguided:
And Suede continues his downward spiral (Tim Gunn refers to this jacket as “imponderable” which is a term I plan to use at least 4 times by the end of this week) which will result in Suede going HOME next week (did anyone see the horrifying Fashion week collection he put out? As Morgan said: “There are 4 year olds out there that make better clothes for their Barbies”)
And that is all I got.
Passing the batton. To you. To you.
also, the heels. none of those girls knew how to walk in them. that should have been part of the make-over. why don’t girls learn how to do that anymore?
one would think that after a few generations of wearing heels it would be in our blood, but it’s not. and women continue to wear them, thinking that they’re sexy, but really they just look silly because they waddle in them.
also, “kitten heels” should be banned forever.
September 18, 2008 at 11:13 ami was actually in shock when no one pointed out that kenley’s belt looked like exposed, young-adult midriff. also, i almost had a panic attack when kenley and her little charge BOTH DOUBLED OVER LAUGHING on the runway during the critique of someone else’s outfit. so effing rude.
September 18, 2008 at 11:56 amyeah, i agree. I really hope that she gets sent home. I mean, I’m not a suede fan by any mean, but I prefer him to her.
maybe next week will be a twofer. and they’ll both go home.
September 18, 2008 at 12:02 pmI couldn’t believe the judges liked Kenley’s creation. FUG! She sounds just like the Penguin and walks like him too.
September 18, 2008 at 3:38 pm
Leanne and Suede’s dresses were much better without the jackets.
i thought it was somewhat ironic when kenley went off about suede only being able to do one thing. hmmm… her dress was hideous, but that girl loved it. they referred to her as kenley’s “mini-me” several times, and it was true and horrible.
September 18, 2008 at 11:07 am