I am probably going to regret this within 5 minutes of the show starting BUT we are going to keep up with last week's promises and live blog tonight's project runway episode.
(it should be a good one too, as they get the drag queen challenge this week, and I am recruiting my very mean and very funny roommate to participate in this as well)
Bonus: and you are part of it too.
How this is going to roll:
-show starts at 9 sharp
-me being annoyed with it starts at 9:01 sharp
-all commentary will be in the comments in this post
-we HAVE turned the the auto approve comment feature on so YOU CAN INSTANTANEOUSLY COMMENT AS WELL.
-about anything-the show, the designers, the Olympics, I don't care.
it will be great.
like a project runway gchat.
or a disaster.
or both.
So-get your keyboards ready and see you at 9.
Right here.
bonus:
Gawker's live blogging bonanza
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imagery:
(winning ones: Korto, Terri and the amazing kabuki dream coat and Joe
losers: Keith's sad chicken, Jerrell's "classy affair" and Daniel's bleach disaster)
God loves a cheerful giver.
I'm going to upload pictures of my enormous dong.
t-1 min.
i kind of just want to keep saying "slutty, slutty, slutty" as my only comment.
and we open with some old fashioned previous winner hating.
just in time for the GAY EPISODE!
I totally can't wait to see if Gideon catches Frank (Keith Carradine).
(as sherry vine's knee's show up)
OH-MY-GOD!
oh wait, wrong show.
I think the whole episode should just be devoted to chris march's horns!
who would you have picked as your drag queen.
i cannot even begin to comment on the ladies
do the mannequin forms even come this large?
sizeist!
whatever.
joe is wearing a bra. it HAS come to that.
the blayne backlash begins:
neonlicious
girlicious
BARFLICIOUS
He is from Yakama.
the first part of that town is a synonim for barf.
Enough said.
Also Micheal: Skinny people rule the world.
Where's my seagram's?
I actually have Seagram's. Are you coming Saturday?
yes. i'm bringing beefeaters.
on the rocks.
I thought you ate sausage?
on topic!
jerrel shares his tearjerker story.
suede starts speaking in ferst person! and talking to his dead grandfather.
the end is nigh.
I'm not watching this stupid show, I just figured this live shit would be fun.
I hate Kato.
am I the only person freaked out by the fact that they are all looking like dudes now?
I spy a progressive rattail . . .
ok, I got caught up making sangria and am coming in late. what these queens are not cute without the makeup
(covers face in horror)
Where's Morgan?
Morgan is building a set for a shoot tonight. We have you instead.
Turn on bravo!
the best part of the show thus far has been the preview for "the house bunny". Anna Farris is my God.
I don't have Bravo. I have Channels 4, 5, 7, 9, 14, 20, 26, 32, 50 and 56. Only 3 of those come in worth a damn.
I think we should do this while watching Generation Kill. Does anyone have HBO?
seriously, I can't even handle this one! Did Tim just say gay jurassic park?
so excited about The House Bunny.
anything can be liveblogged.
"Did you make a sleeve because you did not want to make a glove?"
Classic.
And the rattail is the new star of this show!
I would invite Ebel, too, but s/he is afraid I'll punch h/im/er in the face.
Blayne wearing Daniel's dress was kind of worth it.
We should be liveblogging "The House Bunny" instead.
In other news, one more episode and I may stab Joe into his eyeballs.
What is that green monster Suede is making. ugh...
his grandfather told him he needed some sprinkles of seeds on it!
kiss and make up!
the make up room is AH-MAY-ZING!!!!!!!!!!!
have some more exclamation points:
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
how did they go from Natalie Portman to drag queens? seriously... thank g-d I had sangria before this.
ps
over the leatha chick
The House Bunny seems like it would be decent if it were rated XXX.
i secretly hope they have some special effects during the runway show
i secretly hope Heidi will break into song with one of them.
Hamlet 2 looks awesome too.
Drag queen episodes of project runway would be decent if they were rated XXX. Enough with the tasteful editing.
p.s. over everyone.
So who else is liveblogging naked?
they should do an episode with Janice Dickinson.
Ru Paul has AGED!
holy shit that wig on RuPaul.
someone needs to be doing the splits!
kind of liking terri's samurai joint against all hopes.
the fringe thing is a disaster and not in a good way.
Leanne's outfit is C.U.T.E!
UGH. the pterodactyl made it.
can we just kill blaybe?
or send him back to yakama
Acid Betty scares me
new high light: ru paul speaking with an aussi accent!
it's kind of like a sad chicken!
the knees on keith's model are the worst!
for the record KC actually is ducking under our couch every time those sad chicken knees come on screen
"its almost too normal"
"its like a good bar mitzvah moment"
michael kors is my fave this season
Daniel - lame again.
SHOCKER!
Wait a second. Do the two of you each have a laptop, or are you sharing one, which is why you keep signing out as an admin Svet?
Michael Kors is definitely on tonight.
"they don't want to be selling those hormones up in harlem to make a living".
at least they have the option!
"they don't want to be selling no hormones up in Harlem."
and I am done.
quote of the night.
I also enjoyed the "hiding the candy belt"
Daniel is going home.
He better be going home.
oh I am totally using "hiding the candy belt" at some point in the day tomorrow
a little dissapointed there were zero catfights using glitter.
in other news: commercials are on again: "Burn after reading" looks awesome too.
Dumbest ending to Criminal Minds ever.
I'd totally rather see Michael Kors in drag.
Tim Gunn is too stuck up.
Joe wins.
which one is his?
the pink glitter one
pfffffffffft.
no more Daniel.
aww he is trying not to cry
the sad chicken gets to stay? really?
and the surprise about who gets eliminated is... THERE IS NO SURPRISE!
Are you going to have to erase the commentary so people who didn't view the show don't read them and then bitch?
Now I'm all excited for the drag queen races.
Michael thank you for the half-ass invitation/not invitation.
xo
And . . . .
Rattail's SAFE
I'm one episode away from being over it.
night night.
No.
There is no visual evidence and that is all that matters.
We should totally do this during Two and a Half Men next Monday.
umm if we're liveblogging anything on Mondays its definitely The Hills.
SPEAKING of drag queen races, check out last year's amazing photo set (the firs tone Lexie ever did for us):
http://www.brightestyoungthings.com/i-heart-dc/drag-race-17th/
*it's
Hills is what liveblogging was invented for.
As if liveblogging needed a reason to exist.
Ebel - I don't deal well with rejection and I know you'd say no so you wouldn't have to fret over wardrobe choices.
can we please, maybe?
for sure for sure.
i don't have a life. i can liveblog any night of the week.
aside from tomorrow - tomorrow is brazilian night.
I don't know what Hills is.
It's the Democrat convention next Monday. That should be fun. Actually nevermind. I'm not watching either convention.
Becca, you and I can blog during Antiques Roadshow tomorrow.
Michael, you totally would have enjoyed the "Unconventionally yours" screening yesterday.
Where were you?
best. idea. ever.
I was not in Adams Morgan. I am never in Adams Morgan unless I sneak in on a weekend to buy books.
Plus I was thinking half of those people who would go are the ones who shake politicians hands.
damned ambiguity - do you mean Antiques Roadshow is the best idea ever?
you totally missed out.
in other news, I feel bad for people who will try to read through these comments later on.
am thinking: there should be a random live blogging post a day.
anything can be liveblogged.
like those people stealing some poor evicted soul's furniture across the street from my apartment.
they totally deserve to be liveblogged.
duh.
Our big boss is out for the next two weeks, which leaves the "Steve" character from my stories (the guy who looks like a donut) in charge.
I could just liveblog all day long.
this can be arranged more easily than you think.
he's already started pacing around and out-sounding anyone else talking in the office today. And he's exerting his power. He yelled for someone to "come here" over the cube today - which he never does with the boss is there. I yelled back (even though he wasn't talking to me) "Please. Come here, Please" and everyone just blew up.
Come to think of it, I'm due a vacation.
good.
Next time I'll live blog about how I just ate half a package of Chips Ahoy, which translates into 700 calories and 60-something % of my total fat intake for the day and nothing else.
Svetlana is going to turn off the automatic comment thing to make us stop.
Well this is post 100. I think that's a record.
What are you watching now?
I'm kind of enjoying this.
(so God help me)
I may designate a post every day just for shit shooting.
I think the comment record is 127 or something like that.
Sheer Genius is on.
I hate all of those people. I refuse to liveblog about them.
On CSI: NY there's a runway scene where all the models are wearing clothes made out of chocolate
I hate them too! what the fuck.
can we liveblog Sunday SVU marathons? technically not "live" but oh so good. and there's so much to say.
I think someone should liveblog shorts.
SVU is like crack to me.
I don't need people to know I spend 6 hours every Sunday watching it.
Oh wait...
Wait, Special Victims Unit?
yes, best show ever.
in other news, I may need to leave this so I can work on my blog.
people may want to read something else tomorrow than just the 3 of us discussing (non-project runway) tv.
Next time I go to my dad's I'll live blog The Waltons and Little House on the Prairie.
People read what you give them to read.
OMG! I'm so fat. Why did I eat 30 cookies?
freak
it's decided: next week we're liveblogging the liveblogging. seriously. and as far as tonight goes, here are my POST LIVEBLOG P.RUNWAY BLOG COMMENTS:
1. kenley's laugh is like nails on a chalkboard, and i'm so over her whole vintage aesthetic. the kit pistol car commercial reminded me that NO ONE WINS WITH RETRO.
2. daniel should have been auf-ed like two weeks ago. he was a nervous wreck this whole episode and his dress looked like couture pac-sun, which is not a compliment. sooo bai ling.
3. i've been waiting for eighteen months for tim gunn to bring back "flotsam and jetsom." worth every second.
4. joe's jumpsuit was pretty effing amazing, but if the southern anne murray on steroids hadn't been such a delight, i'm pretty sure it would have gone to koto. coto? corto? dunno.
5. barflicious.
oh, and here's my pre-hills-episode-2 advance liveblog:
1. lo, you bitch!
2. spencer, you nazi!
3. audrina, wtf are you wearing?
3. lauren, your miss america-style trail of black mascara tears is sooo aspirational. you are like the best avon spokesgirl EVER.
now when is antiques roadshow on??
I actually thought Kenley's little glittery vest on this episode was really cute. She could use more variety - but I think her 40s thing works well for her. I thought for this episode they should have had a tie for winner and a tie for loser. Because the top two and bottom two both deserved immunity / hitting the bricks respectively.
Soooo glad Daniel is gone. Who could forget his "impeccable taste?" Oh wait, everyone because it was missing. I'm actually a little sad Korto didn't win. She nailed it.
Also, pac sun couture is the perfect PERFERCT description of daniel's crap attack.
can you guys kindly liveblog the next round of women's indoor volleyball so i can constantly make references to kimberly glass, please? i call her g.l. ass
mmk, thx
nevermind. i'll be sipping on my girl drink on warder...
lol @ "the southern anne murray"