I am probably going to regret this within 5 minutes of the show starting BUT we are going to keep up with last week’s promises and live blog tonight’s project runway episode.
(it should be a good one too, as they get the drag queen challenge this week, and I am recruiting my very mean and very funny roommate to participate in this as well)
Bonus: and you are part of it too.
How this is going to roll:
-show starts at 9 sharp
-me being annoyed with it starts at 9:01 sharp
-all commentary will be in the comments in this post
-we HAVE turned the the auto approve comment feature on so YOU CAN INSTANTANEOUSLY COMMENT AS WELL.
-about anything-the show, the designers, the Olympics, I don’t care.
it will be great.
like a project runway gchat.
or a disaster.
or both.
So-get your keyboards ready and see you at 9.
Right here.
bonus:
Gawker’s live blogging bonanza
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imagery:
(winning ones: Korto, Terri and the amazing kabuki dream coat and Joe
losers: Keith’s sad chicken, Jerrell’s “classy affair” and Daniel’s bleach disaster)
t-1 min.
August 20, 2008 at 8:59 pmi kind of just want to keep saying “slutty, slutty, slutty” as my only comment.
August 20, 2008 at 9:01 pmand we open with some old fashioned previous winner hating.
just in time for the GAY EPISODE!
I totally can’t wait to see if Gideon catches Frank (Keith Carradine).
August 20, 2008 at 9:03 pm(as sherry vine’s knee’s show up)
OH-MY-GOD!
August 20, 2008 at 9:05 pmoh wait, wrong show.
August 20, 2008 at 9:06 pmI think the whole episode should just be devoted to chris march’s horns!
who would you have picked as your drag queen.
August 20, 2008 at 9:07 pmi cannot even begin to comment on the ladies
August 20, 2008 at 9:09 pmdo the mannequin forms even come this large?
August 20, 2008 at 9:10 pmsizeist!
August 20, 2008 at 9:11 pmwhatever.
joe is wearing a bra. it HAS come to that.
the blayne backlash begins:
neonlicious
girlicious
BARFLICIOUS
He is from Yakama.
the first part of that town is a synonim for barf.
Enough said.
Also Micheal: Skinny people rule the world.
Where’s my seagram’s?
I actually have Seagram’s. Are you coming Saturday?
August 20, 2008 at 9:16 pmyes. i’m bringing beefeaters.
on the rocks.
I thought you ate sausage?
August 20, 2008 at 9:19 pmon topic!
jerrel shares his tearjerker story.
suede starts speaking in ferst person! and talking to his dead grandfather.
the end is nigh.
I’m not watching this stupid show, I just figured this live shit would be fun.
August 20, 2008 at 9:21 pmI hate Kato.
August 20, 2008 at 9:21 pmam I the only person freaked out by the fact that they are all looking like dudes now?
August 20, 2008 at 9:22 pmI spy a progressive rattail . . .
August 20, 2008 at 9:22 pmok, I got caught up making sangria and am coming in late. what these queens are not cute without the makeup
August 20, 2008 at 9:23 pm(covers face in horror)
August 20, 2008 at 9:23 pmWhere’s Morgan?
August 20, 2008 at 9:25 pmMorgan is building a set for a shoot tonight. We have you instead.
Turn on bravo!
the best part of the show thus far has been the preview for “the house bunny”. Anna Farris is my God.
August 20, 2008 at 9:27 pmI don’t have Bravo. I have Channels 4, 5, 7, 9, 14, 20, 26, 32, 50 and 56. Only 3 of those come in worth a damn.
I think we should do this while watching Generation Kill. Does anyone have HBO?
August 20, 2008 at 9:27 pmseriously, I can’t even handle this one! Did Tim just say gay jurassic park?
August 20, 2008 at 9:29 pmso excited about The House Bunny.
August 20, 2008 at 9:29 pmanything can be liveblogged.
“Did you make a sleeve because you did not want to make a glove?”
Classic.
And the rattail is the new star of this show!
August 20, 2008 at 9:30 pmI would invite Ebel, too, but s/he is afraid I’ll punch h/im/er in the face.
August 20, 2008 at 9:31 pmBlayne wearing Daniel’s dress was kind of worth it.
We should be liveblogging “The House Bunny” instead.
In other news, one more episode and I may stab Joe into his eyeballs.
August 20, 2008 at 9:32 pmWhat is that green monster Suede is making. ugh…
August 20, 2008 at 9:32 pmhis grandfather told him he needed some sprinkles of seeds on it!
August 20, 2008 at 9:32 pmkiss and make up!
the make up room is AH-MAY-ZING!!!!!!!!!!!
have some more exclamation points:
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
how did they go from Natalie Portman to drag queens? seriously… thank g-d I had sangria before this.
ps
over the leatha chick
The House Bunny seems like it would be decent if it were rated XXX.
August 20, 2008 at 9:34 pmi secretly hope they have some special effects during the runway show
August 20, 2008 at 9:36 pmi secretly hope Heidi will break into song with one of them.
August 20, 2008 at 9:37 pmHamlet 2 looks awesome too.
Drag queen episodes of project runway would be decent if they were rated XXX. Enough with the tasteful editing.
p.s. over everyone.
August 20, 2008 at 9:37 pmSo who else is liveblogging naked?
August 20, 2008 at 9:39 pmthey should do an episode with Janice Dickinson.
August 20, 2008 at 9:39 pmRu Paul has AGED!
August 20, 2008 at 9:40 pmholy shit that wig on RuPaul.
August 20, 2008 at 9:40 pmsomeone needs to be doing the splits!
August 20, 2008 at 9:41 pmkind of liking terri’s samurai joint against all hopes.
the fringe thing is a disaster and not in a good way.
August 20, 2008 at 9:42 pmLeanne’s outfit is C.U.T.E!
August 20, 2008 at 9:43 pmUGH. the pterodactyl made it.
can we just kill blaybe?
or send him back to yakama
Acid Betty scares me
August 20, 2008 at 9:44 pmnew high light: ru paul speaking with an aussi accent!
August 20, 2008 at 9:45 pmit’s kind of like a sad chicken!
August 20, 2008 at 9:45 pmthe knees on keith’s model are the worst!
August 20, 2008 at 9:46 pmfor the record KC actually is ducking under our couch every time those sad chicken knees come on screen
August 20, 2008 at 9:46 pm“its almost too normal”
“its like a good bar mitzvah moment”
michael kors is my fave this season
August 20, 2008 at 9:47 pmDaniel – lame again.
SHOCKER!
Wait a second. Do the two of you each have a laptop, or are you sharing one, which is why you keep signing out as an admin Svet?
August 20, 2008 at 9:49 pmMichael Kors is definitely on tonight.
August 20, 2008 at 9:49 pm“they don’t want to be selling those hormones up in harlem to make a living”.
at least they have the option!
August 20, 2008 at 9:49 pm“they don’t want to be selling no hormones up in Harlem.”
and I am done.
quote of the night.
I also enjoyed the “hiding the candy belt”
August 20, 2008 at 9:51 pmDaniel is going home.
He better be going home.
oh I am totally using “hiding the candy belt” at some point in the day tomorrow
August 20, 2008 at 9:52 pma little dissapointed there were zero catfights using glitter.
in other news: commercials are on again: “Burn after reading” looks awesome too.
August 20, 2008 at 9:54 pmDumbest ending to Criminal Minds ever.
August 20, 2008 at 9:55 pmI’d totally rather see Michael Kors in drag.
Tim Gunn is too stuck up.
Joe wins.
August 20, 2008 at 9:57 pmwhich one is his?
August 20, 2008 at 9:57 pmthe pink glitter one
August 20, 2008 at 9:57 pmpfffffffffft.
August 20, 2008 at 9:58 pmno more Daniel.
aww he is trying not to cry
the sad chicken gets to stay? really?
August 20, 2008 at 9:58 pmand the surprise about who gets eliminated is… THERE IS NO SURPRISE!
August 20, 2008 at 9:58 pmAre you going to have to erase the commentary so people who didn’t view the show don’t read them and then bitch?
August 20, 2008 at 9:59 pmNow I’m all excited for the drag queen races.
Michael thank you for the half-ass invitation/not invitation.
xo
And . . . .
Rattail’s SAFE
I’m one episode away from being over it.
night night.
No.
There is no visual evidence and that is all that matters.
We should totally do this during Two and a Half Men next Monday.
August 20, 2008 at 10:01 pmumm if we’re liveblogging anything on Mondays its definitely The Hills.
August 20, 2008 at 10:02 pmSPEAKING of drag queen races, check out last year’s amazing photo set (the firs tone Lexie ever did for us):
http://www.brightestyoungthings.com/i-heart-dc/drag-race-17th/
August 20, 2008 at 10:02 pm*it’s
August 20, 2008 at 10:02 pmHills is what liveblogging was invented for.
As if liveblogging needed a reason to exist.
Ebel – I don’t deal well with rejection and I know you’d say no so you wouldn’t have to fret over wardrobe choices.
August 20, 2008 at 10:03 pmcan we please, maybe?
August 20, 2008 at 10:03 pmfor sure for sure.
i don’t have a life. i can liveblog any night of the week.
aside from tomorrow – tomorrow is brazilian night.
I don’t know what Hills is.
It’s the Democrat convention next Monday. That should be fun. Actually nevermind. I’m not watching either convention.
August 20, 2008 at 10:05 pmBecca, you and I can blog during Antiques Roadshow tomorrow.
August 20, 2008 at 10:06 pmMichael, you totally would have enjoyed the “Unconventionally yours” screening yesterday.
Where were you?
best. idea. ever.
August 20, 2008 at 10:07 pmI was not in Adams Morgan. I am never in Adams Morgan unless I sneak in on a weekend to buy books.
Plus I was thinking half of those people who would go are the ones who shake politicians hands.
August 20, 2008 at 10:08 pmdamned ambiguity – do you mean Antiques Roadshow is the best idea ever?
August 20, 2008 at 10:09 pmyou totally missed out.
in other news, I feel bad for people who will try to read through these comments later on.
am thinking: there should be a random live blogging post a day.
anything can be liveblogged.
like those people stealing some poor evicted soul’s furniture across the street from my apartment.
they totally deserve to be liveblogged.
duh.
August 20, 2008 at 10:11 pmOur big boss is out for the next two weeks, which leaves the “Steve” character from my stories (the guy who looks like a donut) in charge.
I could just liveblog all day long.
August 20, 2008 at 10:12 pmthis can be arranged more easily than you think.
August 20, 2008 at 10:13 pmhe’s already started pacing around and out-sounding anyone else talking in the office today. And he’s exerting his power. He yelled for someone to “come here” over the cube today – which he never does with the boss is there. I yelled back (even though he wasn’t talking to me) “Please. Come here, Please” and everyone just blew up.
Come to think of it, I’m due a vacation.
August 20, 2008 at 10:15 pmgood.
August 20, 2008 at 10:16 pmNext time I’ll live blog about how I just ate half a package of Chips Ahoy, which translates into 700 calories and 60-something % of my total fat intake for the day and nothing else.
August 20, 2008 at 10:17 pmSvetlana is going to turn off the automatic comment thing to make us stop.
August 20, 2008 at 10:20 pmWell this is post 100. I think that’s a record.
What are you watching now?
August 20, 2008 at 10:22 pmI’m kind of enjoying this.
(so God help me)
I may designate a post every day just for shit shooting.
August 20, 2008 at 10:22 pmI think the comment record is 127 or something like that.
Sheer Genius is on.
I hate all of those people. I refuse to liveblog about them.
On CSI: NY there’s a runway scene where all the models are wearing clothes made out of chocolate
August 20, 2008 at 10:23 pmI hate them too! what the fuck.
August 20, 2008 at 10:24 pmcan we liveblog Sunday SVU marathons? technically not “live” but oh so good. and there’s so much to say.
August 20, 2008 at 10:25 pmI think someone should liveblog shorts.
August 20, 2008 at 10:27 pmSVU is like crack to me.
I don’t need people to know I spend 6 hours every Sunday watching it.
Oh wait…
Wait, Special Victims Unit?
August 20, 2008 at 10:28 pmyes, best show ever.
in other news, I may need to leave this so I can work on my blog.
people may want to read something else tomorrow than just the 3 of us discussing (non-project runway) tv.
Next time I go to my dad’s I’ll live blog The Waltons and Little House on the Prairie.
August 20, 2008 at 10:29 pmPeople read what you give them to read.
August 20, 2008 at 10:30 pmOMG! I’m so fat. Why did I eat 30 cookies?
August 20, 2008 at 10:31 pmfreak
August 20, 2008 at 10:37 pmit’s decided: next week we’re liveblogging the liveblogging. seriously. and as far as tonight goes, here are my POST LIVEBLOG P.RUNWAY BLOG COMMENTS:
1. kenley’s laugh is like nails on a chalkboard, and i’m so over her whole vintage aesthetic. the kit pistol car commercial reminded me that NO ONE WINS WITH RETRO.
2. daniel should have been auf-ed like two weeks ago. he was a nervous wreck this whole episode and his dress looked like couture pac-sun, which is not a compliment. sooo bai ling.
3. i’ve been waiting for eighteen months for tim gunn to bring back “flotsam and jetsom.” worth every second.
4. joe’s jumpsuit was pretty effing amazing, but if the southern anne murray on steroids hadn’t been such a delight, i’m pretty sure it would have gone to koto. coto? corto? dunno.
5. barflicious.
oh, and here’s my pre-hills-episode-2 advance liveblog:
1. lo, you bitch!
2. spencer, you nazi!
3. audrina, wtf are you wearing?
3. lauren, your miss america-style trail of black mascara tears is sooo aspirational. you are like the best avon spokesgirl EVER.
now when is antiques roadshow on??
August 20, 2008 at 11:35 pmI actually thought Kenley’s little glittery vest on this episode was really cute. She could use more variety – but I think her 40s thing works well for her. I thought for this episode they should have had a tie for winner and a tie for loser. Because the top two and bottom two both deserved immunity / hitting the bricks respectively.
August 21, 2008 at 7:44 amSoooo glad Daniel is gone. Who could forget his “impeccable taste?” Oh wait, everyone because it was missing. I’m actually a little sad Korto didn’t win. She nailed it.
Also, pac sun couture is the perfect PERFERCT description of daniel’s crap attack.
August 21, 2008 at 8:39 amcan you guys kindly liveblog the next round of women’s indoor volleyball so i can constantly make references to kimberly glass, please? i call her g.l. ass
mmk, thx
August 21, 2008 at 12:17 pmnevermind. i’ll be sipping on my girl drink on warder…
August 21, 2008 at 12:21 pmlol @ “the southern anne murray”
August 21, 2008 at 1:41 pm
I’m going to upload pictures of my enormous dong.
August 20, 2008 at 5:46 pm