After last week’s “Is anyone else live blogging naked?” fiasco, one would have thought we would have learned our lesson.
But then, if we learned our lessons we probably would not still be doing BYT at all, now would we?
In any case, another Wednesday, another Project Runway, Morgan IS joining in for special commentary this week, and so it is the two of us and you kids and this is how it works:
-show starts at 9 sharp
-me being annoyed with it starts at 9:01 sharp
-all commentary will be in the comments in this post
-we HAVE turned the the auto approve comment feature on so YOU CAN INSTANTANEOUSLY COMMENT AS WELL.
See you then.
Oh and I think Keith (and his rattail) is definitely going home.
Place all your bets now.
AAAAAND WE WERE RIGHT!
(read gruesome comments below)
in a each to its own, car materials challenge (finally the season is getting a little challenging) Leanne and Korto stake their claim on what I bet will be the 2 out of top 3 designers, with Leanne winning with a dress that I somehow need to get NOW even though it is made out of car seats, we meet Stella’s boyfriend, Kenley gets even more annoying and Keith gets a auf like no other.
The best and the worst here
the play by play below:
i’ve caught the bug. i’m pumped.
August 27, 2008 at 8:00 pmsvet and i are officially ON THE COUCH, ON BRAVO, and ready for this thing (wine, bonbons, etc)….this is it, don’t get scared!
August 27, 2008 at 8:59 pmI have somewhat high hopes for this week because AT LEAST that whiny ass Daniel is not here anymore.
He is why art students get a bad rep.
Here’s hoping Keith and his rattail make a speedy exit!
August 27, 2008 at 9:00 pmkeith: the gay mormon k-fed
August 27, 2008 at 9:02 pmunrelatedly: heidi really should not be wearing that dress.
August 27, 2008 at 9:03 pmare YOU ready for the next challenge?
August 27, 2008 at 9:03 pmMARIAH>>????? no.
August 27, 2008 at 9:04 pmblayne looks like fruit stripe gum today.
August 27, 2008 at 9:04 pmits like transformers!
but with saturns! into dresses!
eve tim looks a little nervous
August 27, 2008 at 9:06 pmthat will FUCK UP your sewing machine like bad.
August 27, 2008 at 9:07 pmoh god jerrell. OF COURSE you picked applique.
August 27, 2008 at 9:07 pmpopcorn and reeses! screwdrivers, too.
this challenge is insane. im excited.
August 27, 2008 at 9:08 pm“wackadoodle” makes its stake as this week’s catchphrase.
August 27, 2008 at 9:08 pmleanne really looks pained; what in gods name is joe going to do with a headlight? REALLY.
August 27, 2008 at 9:09 pmi want someone to throw kenley the way she just threw that CAR PART.
August 27, 2008 at 9:10 pmhow will keith make fringe this week?
August 27, 2008 at 9:10 pmamanda, we’re tipping our hats to you for that one.
one word: SEATBELTS!
August 27, 2008 at 9:11 pmoh suede. wackadoodle again? HE BLEEDS WACKADOODLE.
August 27, 2008 at 9:12 pmif we get more desperate (and we will) we can do a “wackadoodle” drinking game. every time he says it: we chug.
August 27, 2008 at 9:14 pmbut didn’t blayne get all the seatbelts? he had a lot.
August 27, 2008 at 9:14 pmkeith looks just like my ex but without the sleeves. and my ex would never dream of fashion
August 27, 2008 at 9:15 pmwhat is with suede and his pity parties!? agh.
sucks that his dad died, but it’s not going to win him this challenge.
August 27, 2008 at 9:16 pmCOOL HAT STELLA
August 27, 2008 at 9:17 pmeveryone get with the program: every week a different dead relative helps suede get through the challenge.
don’t hate participate.
wachadoodle!
where’s my gwine???????
i mean “wine”.
August 27, 2008 at 9:18 pmnevermind, everyone is using seatbelts.
kudos to stella.
August 27, 2008 at 9:19 pmbut how is jerell going to screw it all up with some ill-placed pattern? HOW??
August 27, 2008 at 9:19 pmso true svetlana. so true.
August 27, 2008 at 9:20 pmwe are team leanne over here.
August 27, 2008 at 9:20 pmkenley!!!!!!!!!
loses her model!!!!!!!!!
is it going to CONCERN HER?!!?!!?
i hope my roommate doesn’t catch me doing this. i’m skerred.
August 27, 2008 at 9:22 pmi don’t know corto…it looks like those seatbelt bags everyone was carrying around georgetown three years agoo. i’m afraid.
August 27, 2008 at 9:23 pmthat guy thinks fat is the new skinny. i commenting on commercials
August 27, 2008 at 9:23 pmwhen is it NOT all about kenley?
August 27, 2008 at 9:23 pmkenley’s skirt is stupid. she should get rid of that zebra thing on top.
HI EDDIE! does katie know you’re watching this? so ghey.
August 27, 2008 at 9:23 pmshe’s addicted. she has it tevoed for when she gets off work.
August 27, 2008 at 9:24 pmlast week’s commercials were waaaaaay better.
house bunny for president!
btw - i was “little person” today amanda, so f.u. ;)
August 27, 2008 at 9:25 pmMorgan and I have moved onto the second bottle of vino.
The only way is up.
tabatha is scary
August 27, 2008 at 9:25 pmi remember those seatbelt bags, not as bad as the juice pouch bags all the suburban highschoolers had though. or what about those zipper bags? one fucking huge zipper.
August 27, 2008 at 9:26 pmsvet lol
August 27, 2008 at 9:26 pmi like blayne’s. really pretty….prettylicious, even. i will GIVE him that.
August 27, 2008 at 9:27 pmeddie: is katie aware of your “little” status? ( i had to)
i’m liking jarells dress.
i wish i was tabatha.
August 27, 2008 at 9:27 pmjerel or however the fuck you spell his name wins. that’s hot. i’m so gay
August 27, 2008 at 9:27 pmamanda - ha. i won’t comment
August 27, 2008 at 9:29 pmcan we marry leanne?
byt is gay for leanne.
totally gay.
byt also wants to MURDER keith.
murder him hard.
oooooooo…KEITH DISCVERS PANELS. how innovative!
August 27, 2008 at 9:29 pmyeah…a super hot tank top. SURE.
August 27, 2008 at 9:30 pmkorto’s jacket is intense.
August 27, 2008 at 9:30 pmterry “likes” the scarecrow because it’s somewhat reminiscent of her ziggy stardust masterpiece from last week…
August 27, 2008 at 9:30 pmkeith is being a bitch
August 27, 2008 at 9:31 pmkeith is so going home for saying that.
August 27, 2008 at 9:31 pmAND stella’s boyfriend RATBONES STEALS THE WHOLE FUCKING SHOW.
steals it so hard.
August 27, 2008 at 9:32 pmif you ladies had to wear one of those tops, i would suggest jarell’s.
August 27, 2008 at 9:32 pmdid i catch gay by doing this do you think?
August 27, 2008 at 9:33 pmi had no idea stella was dating The Edge.
August 27, 2008 at 9:33 pmi hear you on that one, eddie.
stella sucks at being/creating pretty.
August 27, 2008 at 9:33 pmwhat is that, a fucking suit for a knight?
August 27, 2008 at 9:33 pmoh fuck korto’s girl looks like the michelin man
August 27, 2008 at 9:33 pmmorgan haha
August 27, 2008 at 9:34 pmeddie you were so gay before this.
why are we the only four on here?
August 27, 2008 at 9:34 pmmy roommate is home. i am leaving or i will never live this down. and i’m sure i’ll hear it from michael tomorrow.. *hides*
August 27, 2008 at 9:34 pmKETH’S MODEL SAT DOWN!!!!!!
WTF!!!!!!!!!
August 27, 2008 at 9:34 pmmorgan: muahaha…
August 27, 2008 at 9:35 pmmichael just texted me: “soooooo gay”
August 27, 2008 at 9:35 pmjesus christ of latter day saints, keith turned into a DIVA.
August 27, 2008 at 9:35 pmI love how Tim just almost left Kenley behind.
August 27, 2008 at 9:36 pmthat chick at the airport has some hot stems
August 27, 2008 at 9:36 pmpipe dreams!
August 27, 2008 at 9:37 pmok, goodnight girls. i’m going to do something manly now. *burp* *scratch scratch*
August 27, 2008 at 9:38 pmmorgan: again, a mormon referance, SCHWING!
eddie no one cares about the commercials. actually that’s not true. i love amy poehler.
August 27, 2008 at 9:38 pmalso Morgan, being a gay mormon K-Fed AND a sucky designer would make anyone into a whiny diva.
August 27, 2008 at 9:39 pmi think charlie is gonna win Shear Genius
August 27, 2008 at 9:39 pmrunway time!
August 27, 2008 at 9:39 pm“car innards”
August 27, 2008 at 9:41 pmheidi has sex hair.
i forget the blonde girl’s going to win shear genius.
August 27, 2008 at 9:41 pmkenley might go home. keith’s was better than hers.
August 27, 2008 at 9:41 pmstella’s face during kenley’s outfit steals the show BACK from ratbone.
leanne for president!
August 27, 2008 at 9:42 pmdid you see stella’s face when kenley’s dress came out?!
August 27, 2008 at 9:42 pmi meant that i forgot the blonde girls name.
suede discoers fringe. i guess since keith didn’t use it someone had to.
i like blaynes. but it’s not very innovative.
August 27, 2008 at 9:43 pmkenley’s shit looks like a lampshade; keith is sooooo wanna be proenza, teri is softcore rick owens, joe’s is so hackers starring angelina jolie, stell, I AM IMPRESSED. but my money is on leanne. so balenciaga, so tight. figuratively.
August 27, 2008 at 9:43 pmblayne’s fits HORRIFICALLY.
p.s. we love you chad.
August 27, 2008 at 9:44 pmrachel zoe somehow looks both 12 and 72
August 27, 2008 at 9:45 pmalso side note: we as a duo are SUPER EXCITED ABOUT THE RACHEL ZOE SHOW.
August 27, 2008 at 9:46 pmjarell wins. stella did succeed at being pretty. i take that back, i like most of blaynes, the skirt needs work.
August 27, 2008 at 9:46 pmoh yeah, blaynes fits horribly, but it could be so great.
OH NO STELLAS SKIRT!
August 27, 2008 at 9:47 pmgod i just don’t agree. korto’s dress WOULD work on rachel zoe because she needs to look 40 pounds heavier, on anyone else it would be a hiroshima-sized disaster. i said that. i meant it.
August 27, 2008 at 9:47 pmkeiths DONE!
August 27, 2008 at 9:48 pmDid I aready say: Leanne for president?
i want, need, have to have that dress.
KEITH IS THE MOST ANNOYING HUMAN ALIVE
August 27, 2008 at 9:49 pmI think Keith just shot himself in the foot…
August 27, 2008 at 9:49 pmthe chinese lettering on keith’s shirt means “who the fuck do i think i am, and i JUST learned to cuss so can i just say fuck again? fuck!”
August 27, 2008 at 9:50 pmyeah. i think we can all agree about keith
August 27, 2008 at 9:51 pmthis is my favorite jury of all time.
August 27, 2008 at 9:51 pmi really want to fix stella’s hair. i should be on shear genius.
August 27, 2008 at 9:52 pmordering shirts that say “leanne for president” and “death to keith” as we speak.
August 27, 2008 at 9:53 pmok, who won the car shizzy? was i right about jarrel?
August 27, 2008 at 9:54 pmevery time the DVF amex commercial comes on i think that nina garcia is doing the voice-over. it is soooo confusing.
August 27, 2008 at 9:54 pmjavier bardem was just on the screen for 5 seconds during a “vicky cristina barcelona” commercial. I lost track of everything else.
My shirt also miraculously became unbuttoned.
August 27, 2008 at 9:55 pmI want to hop in the back seat with Leanne!
August 27, 2008 at 9:55 pmno really! i was here! her dress exploded!
August 27, 2008 at 9:56 pmWE LOVEEEEEE YOOOOU LEANNNE!!!!!!!!
August 27, 2008 at 9:56 pmLEANNE! congrats team leanne.
August 27, 2008 at 9:57 pmshe won this one so rightfully so I cannot even explain it.
argue with me on this AND DIE.
(unless you distract me with javier)
August 27, 2008 at 9:57 pmpoor stella, for trying something new.
GOODBYE KEITH! WOOT! WOOT!
August 27, 2008 at 9:58 pmpeace out keith urban
August 27, 2008 at 9:58 pmwill you go in the back seat with me, svetlana?
August 27, 2008 at 9:58 pmbooooooo you whore
August 27, 2008 at 9:58 pmyay! the rattail’s gone!
August 27, 2008 at 9:59 pmtim sounded so sincere.
keith move away from utah, duh.
August 27, 2008 at 9:59 pm(tha was for crying keith, not svet & jav)
August 27, 2008 at 9:59 pmi’m going to lift some weights and slam a beer.
August 27, 2008 at 10:00 pmi’d totes be a boooo whore for javier.
so stoked on the DVF episode coming up.
August 27, 2008 at 10:00 pmmy predictions for next week:
goodbye joe
stella’s penultimate week
kenley cracks under the pressure of being such a huge bitch all the time. we, on the couch, are concerned for her.
CONCERNED
August 27, 2008 at 10:03 pmi need to be on shear genius. but how!?
August 27, 2008 at 10:04 pmWe hate Shear Genius.
We are watching it because we still have some wine left but we are NOT live blogging those people.
that’s fine, i’m not asking you to. you guys also aren’t stylists, i don’t know why anyone would watch the show who isn’t one.
August 27, 2008 at 10:10 pmahemmmmmmmmm are you a stylist?
August 27, 2008 at 10:20 pmHI GUYS I’M HERE WHAT DID I MISS?
August 27, 2008 at 10:24 pmFor the records: we WILL be liveblogging the Rachel Zoe show.
unrelately: Javier is in a commercial again.
August 27, 2008 at 10:26 pmyou missed US!
also-morgan just bought me the Vice Book with her 40% discount.
its totally ok to be jealous.
also-we are reading Teen Vogue and hating on 17 year olds.
because we can.
I can live blog Nova Science Now or Mythbusters sometime if you want…
August 27, 2008 at 10:28 pmDo and Dont’s? Sex Drugs and Rock and Roll? The Photo Book? Which one? I GOT EM ALL.
Also Svet, please check your email.
Hi Morgan, your boyfriend is so cute!!!!
August 27, 2008 at 10:32 pmDUHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
August 27, 2008 at 10:33 pmi vote for mythbusters
August 27, 2008 at 10:41 pmThere was a good one about the moon landing myths tonight!
August 27, 2008 at 10:47 pmI saw everyone goes to veoh.com and downloads episodes of Emergency! and we do that one.
August 27, 2008 at 10:48 pmhttp://www.space.com/entertainment/cs-080827-mythbusters-apollo-moon-hoax.html
August 27, 2008 at 11:22 pmi thought this week’s episode was pretty impressive…. 4 or 5 of the outfits that were created were dope.
my girl and i have been watching this show since the beginning - i think my wrist is starting to go limp - hehehe
August 28, 2008 at 12:26 amNot that I believe the moon-landing hoax believers, but the mythbusters worked with NASA to research the hoax? Isn’t that like a conflict of interest?
August 28, 2008 at 7:40 amAgreed, but in their defense, they only worked with NASA in the sense that they used some equipment/supplies that only NASA could supply, it was still the Mythbusters team conducting the experiments. And this was only on the boot print myth, not all of them. The last experiment, reflecting a laser off a prism left on the surface of the moon by the Apollo astronauts was observed by Mythbusters but conducted by staff at an observatory. I don’t think she was actually a NASA employee though.
Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence, which NASA has supplied in abundance an the conspiracy theorists have not.
August 28, 2008 at 9:34 amMorgan: yes, i am. but i was gone when you posted that last night.
August 28, 2008 at 10:04 am
FIRST! Am I dressing up or stripping down for this one?
August 27, 2008 at 7:40 pm