After last week's "Is anyone else live blogging naked?" fiasco, one would have thought we would have learned our lesson.
But then, if we learned our lessons we probably would not still be doing BYT at all, now would we?
In any case, another Wednesday, another Project Runway, Morgan IS joining in for special commentary this week, and so it is the two of us and you kids and this is how it works:
-show starts at 9 sharp
-me being annoyed with it starts at 9:01 sharp
-all commentary will be in the comments in this post
-we HAVE turned the the auto approve comment feature on so YOU CAN INSTANTANEOUSLY COMMENT AS WELL.
See you then.
Oh and I think Keith (and his rattail) is definitely going home.
Place all your bets now.
AAAAAND WE WERE RIGHT!
(read gruesome comments below)
in a each to its own, car materials challenge (finally the season is getting a little challenging) Leanne and Korto stake their claim on what I bet will be the 2 out of top 3 designers, with Leanne winning with a dress that I somehow need to get NOW even though it is made out of car seats, we meet Stella's boyfriend, Kenley gets even more annoying and Keith gets a auf like no other.
The best and the worst here
the play by play below:
God loves a cheerful giver.
FIRST! Am I dressing up or stripping down for this one?
i've caught the bug. i'm pumped.
svet and i are officially ON THE COUCH, ON BRAVO, and ready for this thing (wine, bonbons, etc)....this is it, don't get scared!
I have somewhat high hopes for this week because AT LEAST that whiny ass Daniel is not here anymore.
He is why art students get a bad rep.
Here's hoping Keith and his rattail make a speedy exit!
keith: the gay mormon k-fed
unrelatedly: heidi really should not be wearing that dress.
are YOU ready for the next challenge?
MARIAH>>????? no.
blayne looks like fruit stripe gum today.
its like transformers!
but with saturns! into dresses!
eve tim looks a little nervous
that will FUCK UP your sewing machine like bad.
oh god jerrell. OF COURSE you picked applique.
popcorn and reeses! screwdrivers, too.
this challenge is insane. im excited.
"wackadoodle" makes its stake as this week's catchphrase.
leanne really looks pained; what in gods name is joe going to do with a headlight? REALLY.
i want someone to throw kenley the way she just threw that CAR PART.
how will keith make fringe this week?
amanda, we're tipping our hats to you for that one.
one word: SEATBELTS!
oh suede. wackadoodle again? HE BLEEDS WACKADOODLE.
if we get more desperate (and we will) we can do a "wackadoodle" drinking game. every time he says it: we chug.
but didn't blayne get all the seatbelts? he had a lot.
keith looks just like my ex but without the sleeves. and my ex would never dream of fashion
what is with suede and his pity parties!? agh.
sucks that his dad died, but it's not going to win him this challenge.
COOL HAT STELLA
everyone get with the program: every week a different dead relative helps suede get through the challenge.
don't hate participate.
wachadoodle!
where's my gwine???????
i mean "wine".
nevermind, everyone is using seatbelts.
kudos to stella.
but how is jerell going to screw it all up with some ill-placed pattern? HOW??
so true svetlana. so true.
we are team leanne over here.
kenley!!!!!!!!!
loses her model!!!!!!!!!
is it going to CONCERN HER?!!?!!?
i hope my roommate doesn't catch me doing this. i'm skerred.
i don't know corto...it looks like those seatbelt bags everyone was carrying around georgetown three years agoo. i'm afraid.
that guy thinks fat is the new skinny. i commenting on commercials
when is it NOT all about kenley?
kenley's skirt is stupid. she should get rid of that zebra thing on top.
HI EDDIE! does katie know you're watching this? so ghey.
she's addicted. she has it tevoed for when she gets off work.
last week's commercials were waaaaaay better.
house bunny for president!
btw - i was "little person" today amanda, so f.u.
Morgan and I have moved onto the second bottle of vino.
The only way is up.
tabatha is scary
i remember those seatbelt bags, not as bad as the juice pouch bags all the suburban highschoolers had though. or what about those zipper bags? one fucking huge zipper.
svet lol
i like blayne's. really pretty....prettylicious, even. i will GIVE him that.
eddie: is katie aware of your "little" status? ( i had to)
i'm liking jarells dress.
i wish i was tabatha.
jerel or however the fuck you spell his name wins. that's hot. i'm so gay
amanda - ha. i won't comment
can we marry leanne?
byt is gay for leanne.
totally gay.
byt also wants to MURDER keith.
murder him hard.
oooooooo...KEITH DISCVERS PANELS. how innovative!
yeah...a super hot tank top. SURE.
korto's jacket is intense.
terry "likes" the scarecrow because it's somewhat reminiscent of her ziggy stardust masterpiece from last week...
keith is being a bitch
keith is so going home for saying that.
AND stella's boyfriend RATBONES STEALS THE WHOLE FUCKING SHOW.
steals it so hard.
if you ladies had to wear one of those tops, i would suggest jarell's.
did i catch gay by doing this do you think?
i had no idea stella was dating The Edge.
i hear you on that one, eddie.
stella sucks at being/creating pretty.
what is that, a fucking suit for a knight?
oh fuck korto's girl looks like the michelin man
morgan haha
eddie you were so gay before this.
why are we the only four on here?
my roommate is home. i am leaving or i will never live this down. and i'm sure i'll hear it from michael tomorrow.. *hides*
KETH'S MODEL SAT DOWN!!!!!!
WTF!!!!!!!!!
morgan: muahaha...
michael just texted me: "soooooo gay"
jesus christ of latter day saints, keith turned into a DIVA.
I love how Tim just almost left Kenley behind.
that chick at the airport has some hot stems
pipe dreams!
ok, goodnight girls. i'm going to do something manly now. *burp* *scratch scratch*
morgan: again, a mormon referance, SCHWING!
eddie no one cares about the commercials. actually that's not true. i love amy poehler.
also Morgan, being a gay mormon K-Fed AND a sucky designer would make anyone into a whiny diva.
i think charlie is gonna win Shear Genius
runway time!
"car innards"
heidi has sex hair.
i forget the blonde girl's going to win shear genius.
kenley might go home. keith's was better than hers.
stella's face during kenley's outfit steals the show BACK from ratbone.
leanne for president!
did you see stella's face when kenley's dress came out?!
i meant that i forgot the blonde girls name.
suede discoers fringe. i guess since keith didn't use it someone had to.
i like blaynes. but it's not very innovative.
kenley's shit looks like a lampshade; keith is sooooo wanna be proenza, teri is softcore rick owens, joe's is so hackers starring angelina jolie, stell, I AM IMPRESSED. but my money is on leanne. so balenciaga, so tight. figuratively.
blayne's fits HORRIFICALLY.
p.s. we love you chad.
rachel zoe somehow looks both 12 and 72
also side note: we as a duo are SUPER EXCITED ABOUT THE RACHEL ZOE SHOW.
jarell wins. stella did succeed at being pretty. i take that back, i like most of blaynes, the skirt needs work.
oh yeah, blaynes fits horribly, but it could be so great.
OH NO STELLAS SKIRT!
god i just don't agree. korto's dress WOULD work on rachel zoe because she needs to look 40 pounds heavier, on anyone else it would be a hiroshima-sized disaster. i said that. i meant it.
keiths DONE!
Did I aready say: Leanne for president?
i want, need, have to have that dress.
KEITH IS THE MOST ANNOYING HUMAN ALIVE
I think Keith just shot himself in the foot...
the chinese lettering on keith's shirt means "who the fuck do i think i am, and i JUST learned to cuss so can i just say fuck again? fuck!"
yeah. i think we can all agree about keith
this is my favorite jury of all time.
i really want to fix stella's hair. i should be on shear genius.
ordering shirts that say "leanne for president" and "death to keith" as we speak.
ok, who won the car shizzy? was i right about jarrel?
every time the DVF amex commercial comes on i think that nina garcia is doing the voice-over. it is soooo confusing.
javier bardem was just on the screen for 5 seconds during a "vicky cristina barcelona" commercial. I lost track of everything else.
My shirt also miraculously became unbuttoned.
I want to hop in the back seat with Leanne!
no really! i was here! her dress exploded!
WE LOVEEEEEE YOOOOU LEANNNE!!!!!!!!
LEANNE! congrats team leanne.
she won this one so rightfully so I cannot even explain it.
argue with me on this AND DIE.
(unless you distract me with javier)
poor stella, for trying something new.
GOODBYE KEITH! WOOT! WOOT!
peace out keith urban
will you go in the back seat with me, svetlana?
booooooo you whore
yay! the rattail's gone!
tim sounded so sincere.
keith move away from utah, duh.
(tha was for crying keith, not svet & jav)
i'm going to lift some weights and slam a beer.
i'd totes be a boooo whore for javier.
so stoked on the DVF episode coming up.
my predictions for next week:
goodbye joe
stella's penultimate week
kenley cracks under the pressure of being such a huge bitch all the time. we, on the couch, are concerned for her.
CONCERNED
i need to be on shear genius. but how!?
We hate Shear Genius.
We are watching it because we still have some wine left but we are NOT live blogging those people.
that's fine, i'm not asking you to. you guys also aren't stylists, i don't know why anyone would watch the show who isn't one.
ahemmmmmmmmm are you a stylist?
HI GUYS I'M HERE WHAT DID I MISS?
For the records: we WILL be liveblogging the Rachel Zoe show.
unrelately: Javier is in a commercial again.
you missed US!
also-morgan just bought me the Vice Book with her 40% discount.
its totally ok to be jealous.
also-we are reading Teen Vogue and hating on 17 year olds.
because we can.
I can live blog Nova Science Now or Mythbusters sometime if you want...
Do and Dont's? Sex Drugs and Rock and Roll? The Photo Book? Which one? I GOT EM ALL.
Also Svet, please check your email.
Hi Morgan, your boyfriend is so cute!!!!
DUHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
i vote for mythbusters
There was a good one about the moon landing myths tonight!
I saw everyone goes to veoh.com and downloads episodes of Emergency! and we do that one.
http://www.space.com/entertainment/cs-080827-mythbusters-apollo-moon-hoax.html
i thought this week's episode was pretty impressive.... 4 or 5 of the outfits that were created were dope.
my girl and i have been watching this show since the beginning - i think my wrist is starting to go limp - hehehe
Not that I believe the moon-landing hoax believers, but the mythbusters worked with NASA to research the hoax? Isn't that like a conflict of interest?
Agreed, but in their defense, they only worked with NASA in the sense that they used some equipment/supplies that only NASA could supply, it was still the Mythbusters team conducting the experiments. And this was only on the boot print myth, not all of them. The last experiment, reflecting a laser off a prism left on the surface of the moon by the Apollo astronauts was observed by Mythbusters but conducted by staff at an observatory. I don't think she was actually a NASA employee though.
Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence, which NASA has supplied in abundance an the conspiracy theorists have not.
Morgan: yes, i am. but i was gone when you posted that last night.