Brightest Young Things

baby is always gross. babe is okay. but pet names in general shouldn't come into play for a few weeks after you've been...

ohmygod. i'm embarrassed by how true that video is. anonymous, do what every rational person learns to do, expect...

Am I a regular? That's sad. Razzmatazz for Halloween. I am so down with spreading rumors about Roped.

Dear Logan, I don't know you, but I think we should be friends.

black stockings with a black a-line,pleated skirt, a fitted button down shirt, fitted blazer, hair up and tight...

Cale! I would have thought that you were the master of Halloween. !?!?!?!?! And yes, I have had fun every year except two...

all bumper stickers/magnets. my roommates inability to use the phone and call our landlord when there is a severe leak...

roped, i can't tell if i like your posts on the shitshow or lns more.

wait a minute, is michael looking at houses in the suburbs?!?!?!?!!?