Pretty soon when you look up “ruckus” in the dictionary, photos of SHORTS will start popping up.
As always-a jungle (this time withe the added benefit of a premiere EXACTLY show) and both Dakota and Fitsum rolled back in with something like 8000 photos each, most of which, amazingly enough, were SFW.
Fitsum’s Full set here

















































Dakota’s Full set here
1. The older gentleman in the suitjacket and tie clutching a PBR was KILLIN it.
2. By nook or by crook, I’ll be the last in this photo book!!!!
August 19, 2008 at 11:30 amSooo many hipsters!
August 19, 2008 at 11:30 am…sooo little time.
August 19, 2008 at 11:33 am… far too few pasties.
August 19, 2008 at 11:38 amhomely. damn homely.
August 19, 2008 at 11:40 amNot one in these photos is hip. No, not one.
August 19, 2008 at 11:49 amman, I can’t wait for the day when lazy lame ass terminology like ‘d-bag’ and ‘hipster’ goes the way of ‘neato’ and dinosaurs.
August 19, 2008 at 12:00 pmi didn’t realise that ‘dinosaurs’ was lazy lame ass terminology. i’ll start referring to them as giant lizard-monsters again. jesus, i am so behind.
August 19, 2008 at 12:51 pmyou’re not behind, just a little stupid.
notice there are no quotations around dinosaurs like there are with the other words. that means dinosaurs themselves, not the word ‘dinosaur’.

wtf why was PJ O’Rourke there?
I’m definitely going to the next one where the cast of the new lifetime drama (”the DC”? “The Heights 2″? whatever it is…) gets busted on film doing coke with Lee Atwater’s ghost.
On the Next: Shorts In The City.
August 19, 2008 at 2:27 pmwell well well… I suppose I should have stayed in
DC for the night… these pics are amazing… maybe when Fay pushes me out of palm beach this week i will head back up there..
yawn
August 19, 2008 at 6:43 pmjeff got sat the fuck down.
also, high five to the doorman that actually enforced the shorts!
August 19, 2008 at 7:30 pmShorts: Blackout!!
Vive la shorts!
I love shorts and i love hipsters. I love the way they smell. I love the way they walk. I love the way their hair blows in the wind. I love the way they smile. I love a hipster.
August 20, 2008 at 8:30 amAnd we love you too Ryan. More champagne please!
August 20, 2008 at 11:09 ammy front teeth in that one pict are buck’in awesome.
nice picts, all-around, per usual, already knew it, boys.
August 20, 2008 at 5:23 pmurban outfitters bro grabbing tits, every bad hipster fashion trend from the last 2 years, a would-be masked dj, and faded american apparel goobers all in 1 place.
amazingly tack.
b. drinkin’ the haterade. i heard it tastes like assholes and old cheese.
August 25, 2008 at 7:47 amoh yeah, im giving this one the ol’ “Ryan M. bump.”
b., you need to go look around at all the photos on this site. This city is littered with the boob grabbing hipsters.
August 28, 2008 at 2:50 pm




















































If I remember correctly, we were evacuated because Adrian busted that lightbulb he was playing with and Argon or some such inert gas was released into the ur. Dress code was enforced as strick as a mf. the door bwoi had a pair of scissors and wasn’t letting anyone in with pants.
August 19, 2008 at 11:27 am