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this week's photo dream team composed of: Dakota Fine, Garai Rice, Mike Danko, Bradley Portnoy

To say that JESUS CAMP was insane and epic and wrong and yet so right is an understatement.

Lets recap all the things that happened:

-the very wrong nativity scene

-a very special campfire singalong

-the born again exorcism tube into the (baptismal) pool

-the crucifix dance party

-the jesus led conga line

-the "balloon alternative" balloon toss

-the Jesus in drag and Adam and Eve appearance

-our poor interns made to suffer as the Holy trinity

-the Jesus Saxophone solo by the pool

-the bedazzling of the crucifixes crafts

-more nuns than we even expected

and, of course...

-that dude in the Borat banana hammock (I swear we don't know him, he just showed up, and God bless him for that)

Many thanks to MIXTAPE DJs and Cale for keeping the Jams rolling and for Karl Jones for coordinating a bunch of other entertainment.

PHOTOS ARE BELOW.

WE HOPE YOU ARE READY.

And see you all THIS SATURDAY, for a very scary CAMP CRYSTAL LAKE

first up, some by Dakota:

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followed by some of Mike's

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putting a sandwich in of some of Bradleys:

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and finish them off with some of Garai's

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God loves a cheerful giver.

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3 years ago Michael said

No camel toe? None? Disappointed.

3 years ago opwaehare said

when's mohammad camp?

3 years ago Michael said

opwaehare - I think you mean Where's mohammad camp.

Here's a start:

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3 years ago eddie said

i went full retard

3 years ago Roxy said

Puahahahahahah! Best summer camp yet!

3 years ago marcalamari said

When is this party gonna result in showcase pictures of guys fucking and sucking each other off, that's what the people really want.

3 years ago Peter said

That pool needs a diving board.

3 years ago J said

some nice looking hombres ... i need to get down there again.

you guys must have a blast thinking these up.

3 years ago Sadie said

The black and white pic is amazing!

3 years ago marc said

these parties are attracting fratier/fatter/uglier people...what gives?
oh...and to the poster above...these nerds would be scared shitless to offend a muslim....dont need the black panthers showing up...

3 years ago Pat said

Love that Pura Vida tattoo. Brings me back to my days in Costa Rica.

3 years ago Cale said

@marc

I wasn't very scared when I offended muslims here:

http://www.brightestyoungthings.com/misc-awesome/michael-jackson-converts-to-islam/

I’d also link you to my very offensive Mohammed cartoon but whatever site was hosting it deleted it.

3 years ago marc said

then im looking forward to the muslim camp pool party. will there be alcohol served?

3 years ago Andrew said

VERY NICE! Very handsome man. His sister is fourth best prostitute in Arlington.

3 years ago ricke said

eddie: you never go full retard, maaaan.

It just keeps getting better. I can't wait for rave camp on the 25th.

3 years ago Cale said

Muslim Camp doesn't make any sense. Nerd.

3 years ago marcalamari said

Muslim Camp makes perfect sense.
Where do you think al qaeda trains at? CAMPS!
Now get CAMPY!

3 years ago marc said

exactly! terrorist training camp would be a great idea. turbans, fake beards, suicide vests? come on cale! make it happen pussy!

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