All photos by Dakota Fine
We joined up with DC United to be a part of their pre-game activities, which included lots of free Miller Lite, cover bands, and dudes who get visibly angry over the fact that hot girls are actually interested in such a little sissy boy like myself.
The BYT tent was quickly overrun, and I for one welcomed our beer pong overlords. (Don’t hurt me)
We actually had a swell time playing hacky sack (secretly all hipsters really do love to play hacky sack) in between standing around, arms crossed, giving condescening glares at the flip cup players singing along to 311 covers and giving high fives.
At one point though I made a special connection with an appropriately-fitting-jeans wearing man. He took a break from chest bumping, and drunkenly interrupted our frisbee game. He then proceeded to launch the frisbee into the tent where they were selling spring rolls and corn dogs. I continued to let him play to avoid any hostile confrontation, but after the young African American girls working the food stand had to retrieve our frisbee for a second time, I told him we needed to stop as they were getting mad. His racially charged response of “Shaniqua’s gettin’ pissed?” had me remind him that he wouldn’t be too cheerful either if he had been selling chicken skewers to drunk people all day. I could see a little spark of compassion light up in his eyes. He paused. “Good point.” My work here was done.
Later he beligerently tried to bed at least 3 of my friends and also got into a wrestling match. Oh well.
You know what though? You can be a little pretentious scenester bitch and bad mouth LNSers all you want, but that won’t change the awesome fact that a) they can’t get enough of BYT stickers…
and b) they’re happy to stick them on their nips and flash our cameras.
I just came across some pics taken of me and a friend at the DC jam sesh posted Oct. 7th (most recent postings) We are exposing ourselves and are very upset that you put these pictures up. We were clearly drunk and are very embarresed and had no idea you would put these up! Please take these down as soon as possible or we will have to press charges.
Thank you
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And that kids, is what America is all about.
Anyway, I’m not qualified to comment on the game itself because not only did I think we were the white shirted team until everyone booed them when they scored, but I also had to leave after the first half for Chromeo.
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But that still left me enough time to eat:1) Snickers bar 2) Hot dog 3) Large french fries 4) Dippin dots (the ice cream of the future) 5) Pretzel which was pretty cool. |
Oh, and I was also impressed with the Barra Brava crew who are totally crazy and spontaneously started this tribal drum circle thing during half time. Go black shirted team!!
Thanks DC United - we all had a great time.
its always refreshing to see ladies exposing their boobs in a casual manner.
October 7, 2008 at 1:39 pmgreat point michael
October 7, 2008 at 1:53 pmI could give a rat’s puckered bumtunnel about their faces.
they’re smiling and flashing and it’s saturday night. so very sad I missed this.
i was there and I missed all of this…or my miller lite memory is failing me…
October 7, 2008 at 2:14 pmman, dippin dots have been “the ice cream of the future” for like, 20 years. how far in the future is the future? shouldn’t they be the “ice cream of the present” by now?
also, read this:
http://www.theonion.com/content/news/time_traveler_everyone_in_the
Those girls were very, very nice, they saved our afternoon. Here’s a big kiss for both of you
October 7, 2008 at 11:20 pmChad, you are hilarious. I don’t know who you are in real life, but you are hilarious. Excellent point about the Dots.
Oh, and it looks like you all were with the Barra Brava crew, after all. They get crazy.
It’s too bad DC’s defense fell apart fifteen minutes into the game.
October 8, 2008 at 12:24 pmIronic - how do you not know who chad is? You get drinks from him every weekend of your life almost.
October 8, 2008 at 12:37 pmProps to myself for being there and avoiding getting my picture taken. Those flasher chicks were terrible at flipcup.
October 9, 2008 at 9:15 amThose chicks
still have nice tits.
Thanks for the kisses Bond, you were amazing! But excuse me Dakota fine those pics need to be removed ASAP or we will sue your ass!!!!!
Thanks
drunken skank regrets are so sad. boohoo.
October 10, 2008 at 2:30 pmpeople… BYT has no interest in pissing off our readership or any other member of the community at large.
LET IT BE KNOWN… the people who chose to expose themselves did so willingly with no prompting necessary by the photographer. they were at the time of the capture notified emphatically (and gleefully) by yours truly that these images would be plastered all over the internet. of course, they don’t remember that because they were too drunk to remember anything. however, moral of the story, don’t get black-out wasted and do things that you wouldn’t do normally. do the world a favor and drink in moderation, believe me, there are plenty of people out there willing to get naked for the camera, who don’t have to be drunk to do so. and they weren’t even naked.
ALSO: people, before you threaten to sue someone, do some research. there are absolutely no grounds here for legal action, a judge would laugh you out of court.
however, like i said, BYT wishes to partner with others and build community, not offend our readership. therefore we respectfully have removed the controversial images, end of story.
October 10, 2008 at 2:32 pmHmm, i wonder if they could actually sue? But it is respectful to remove them, by the way, pissed off flasher girl, you have nice boobs. [call me]
October 10, 2008 at 2:36 pmAbsolutely no grounds for legal action whatsoever. At all. We were authorized to take photos at the event and the subjects were willing participants, the photos were not used in an advertisement, no untrue captions or significant photoshop work done.
We take pics down (this is not the first time) because we’re nice, not scared.
I was right next to Dakota when these pics were taken, he told them more than once “these pics will be all over the internet”
We almost kept these up because the BS legal threats made us laugh, next time if you want something taken down, ask nicely.
October 10, 2008 at 2:44 pmyes, amazing.
October 10, 2008 at 2:45 pmCall me too, doll.
Choo chooo!
DON’T CALL ME!
if you’re the kind of chick that is all about flashing some teet for the camera when you’re drunk then you throw a fit when the pics are posted - YOU ARE NOT MY KIND OF WOMAN.
weaksauce.
October 10, 2008 at 3:06 pmFor unknown reason, Graham’s comment is making me want to change my vintage video pick for today to White Town “Your Woman”.
But I’ll save that for next week.
Lessons learned girls.
lessons learned.
“well i guess what you say is true - i could never be the right kind of girl for you… i could never be your woman”
hehehe
haven’t heard that song in a while.
Can my deleted comment go back now?
October 10, 2008 at 3:41 pmmichael, you mean the comment about both girls’ faces looking like dung?? lol.
cale will prolly delete this…
October 10, 2008 at 4:43 pmI didn’t delete it! Jason did cause he loves the flasher girls and wants to marry them and make babies with them and french kiss them!!!!
October 10, 2008 at 4:47 pmflasher girls will french only after making the baby?
I withdraw my choo choo train offer then. fuck that noise.
lol. fits, you mad choo chooed so hard.
i can still hear the noise. fucked or not.
Those chicks have really nice tits.
October 7, 2008 at 1:30 pm