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July 10, 2008 4:15PM
Fits … I don’t know if Svet told you, but I left for cali and won’t be back until august 5th or so…Happy shooting tonight at shorts!
I actually hoped to skip this last episode of Boobs Shorts, because like alot of other folks, I figured, “What? Same ol’ same ol’ … bartop dancers in booty shorts … that Spin Doctors song … girls who fake-dig girls (not that there’s anything wrong with that) … some out-of-the-blue mandancing, maybe …” Plus with work the next day and wanting to be well-rested for the weekend … well anyway, that one text message required that I make a mental re-adjust, pack my rig, get pre-gamed and cab out to the swamp of flesh and jumbo slices that’s Adams Morgan. Thanks, Dakota. I owe you one.
Except for Kristen’s brief return from SF (she did mention something about a surprise on thursday, and I knew it. you ain’t slick, K), Maria’s awesome pasteries … er … pasties (those shits had me screaming something about making babies a calendar with her), the giant glass of Jagermeister that magically appeared before me, and perhaps missing Gavin drop “Two Princes”, it was soooo the samey same tiresome ol’ business that goes along with this Shorts’s patent-pending roman-numericizing: the bincey bouncy bottoms, the geysers of Bud, the public breastfeeding and girl-girl lickety lickin’ that I’ll go ahead and name as “The Dana Maria Adwa Show”. Jesus, you’d have been bored blind.
Wow. Fitsum, were you at the same party as me? This was the funnest Shorts yet.
July 14, 2008 at 1:56 pmWell well. so much for irony.
July 14, 2008 at 2:05 pmDude you need to work on your sarcasm especially when adding dashes of bitterness to it.
July 14, 2008 at 2:08 pmSneaky bastard. I don’t know irony unless there’s a “JK” or a wink-smiley at the end.
July 14, 2008 at 2:20 pmit’s not irony in this case; it’s facetiousness or sarcasm. it’s funny (and ironic) how often i see people use that word incorrectly. people loooove that word and its meaning gets lost in all of the ‘irony’ enthusiasm. whoever decides to write a comment back giving me shit for pointing this out can fuck right off in advance. thank you.
nice pics
July 14, 2008 at 3:37 pmeither way the joke got lost in the sauce.
so no more facetiousness or irony from me.
that last snap is stellar.
July 14, 2008 at 4:17 pmThere’s an unusual amount of boob-age in these photos. I’m glad I’m not looking at these on the job.
July 14, 2008 at 4:27 pmword. horrible. just horrible.
July 14, 2008 at 4:34 pmshit was wayyy packed i had to split earlysville.
July 14, 2008 at 6:14 pmPANTS was the secret codename of the night
July 14, 2008 at 7:15 pmthis was a “good last night on the town” night for a while for me.
and i dont even really remember it.
July 14, 2008 at 9:15 pmthanks for the shout Fits…..I can’t keep a secret to save my black ass…
July 15, 2008 at 2:11 pmahhmen, I hope there’s scissors at the door for SIIIIII!
July 16, 2008 at 7:41 pm
oh fitsum…you panderer. looks like from these pics, you were the only one not having fun.
PS….you owe me for that jagermeister.
July 14, 2008 at 12:22 pm