all werds: Dakota Fine
photos: Josh Sisk (see full set here) & Dakota Fine (see full set here)
Friday night begged me for adventure. So like an overindulged fat girl on her sweet sixteen, I asked daddy for multi-layered (smash them) party cakes, and daddy delivered. Journeying to Sonar for an extreme Taxlo dance party experience promising a host of DJ's including the illustrious (and always smiling) Stereofaith as well as a guest appearance from the ridiculously lovely Ladytron, we ran into some interference. Unfortunately, due to a shoot with Seu Jorge that ran overtime (for National Geographic Channel, sorry you won't see those photos here...), and a horrendous accident on the Baltimore-Washington Parkway I missed the Ladytron set. Because though, Josh Sisk is such a absurdly sick photo beast, we have pretty pictures of pretty Ladytron for all you scandalous hyenas (come on, I know you're just looking for more shots of tits). However, I caught both Seu Jorge and Ladytron the next day at Merriweather... these pictures you can check out in my next post.
So, Baltimore, here's to you. Much love. Both to you and your leggy ladies.
First up, photos by the incomparable Josh Sisk:
Josh's Ladytron pics? Equal in sickness to the pope's drawers after his 5,896th wet dream... next level, dance party, Taxlo style.
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Next up, shots by Dakota...
I mean, what can I say? My vision was crowded by these scantily clad legs you see before you now.
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Chicks fighting in the street. I say let 'em fight, as long as there is no ganging up involved, and as long as both parties are trying to throw down... let 'em throw. And throw they did. Bouncers broke it up pretty quick. Damn.
Previously in Tangents:
- 12/28: Terrible Boyfriend/ Girlfriend Generator.
- 11/2: PHOTOS: TAXLO Halloween (feat. Chain Gang of 1974)
- 10/10: #OccupyWallStreet
- 8/10: PHOTOS: Lawn Mover Racing, Eastern Seaboard Regionals @ Bowles Farm
- 7/26: Special List: Things the BYGays Want Now That We Can Marry In DC (and NY!)
- 7/20: PHOTOS: Artscape
- 7/19: Miho Hatori's Guide to New York City
- 4/11: Cirque Du Soleil: Totem (A Review)
- 12/29: War, Reenacted
- 12/29: What in Hell is Slaughterama?!?
God loves a cheerful giver.
good shots dakota!!!
didn't stay for Taxlo since there was an 80's night at Ottobar
Ladytron was great live featuring Playgirl, Seventeen and other hits from the first album, Witching Hour, new release and finishing off with a rioting Destroy Everything You Touch
they were more performative than i expected/after i was warned not to see them by a disappointed friend
but they need to stop being so stoic behind their synths
they had more energy djing the party Saturday night than they had performing, and that's kinda wrong
i'd be happy to be hired on as a stage choreographer
also, Sonar beats the Black Cat and 9:30 as a superb concert venue, here's why:
couches on the back, and 3-tiered bleachers on one side so everyone who wants it, has room to dance and see the act comfortably and sit down if they want to without being in the midst of a crammed in crowd
dc: fugly
baltimore: more fugly than you can shake a stick at (what the fuck does that mean anyway?)
philly: somewhere between dc and balto.
i mean... i can only speak from experience here, but i think i see lots of awesome people and pretty faces pretty much everywhere i go... but do me a favor, queen fugly... why don't you post a picture of yourself right here, so that we can all evaluate your looks, hmmm? cheers, betch.
and josh... you are a master, mr. saturation blaster.
how bout them legs? Not too fugly.
Halter tops from the Rave clearance rack, Express jeans with extra-wide flares, pleather boots and belly rings. Huh. I guess it's safe to say that Baltimore trash has officially invaded!