The Large Hadron Collider (LHC) is a particle accelerator complex intended to collide opposing beams of 7 TeV protons. Its main purpose is to explore the validity and limitations of the Standard Model, the current theoretical picture for particle physics. This model is known to break down at a certain high energy level. CERN will flip it on today and life as we know it may be over.
But that’s ok, since LHC IS ready for its close-up:
photos from right here
God and Satan will frech kiss each others asshole on mother nature’s grave at the bottom of the ocean if you turn that thing on. So turn it on.
September 10, 2008 at 9:38 amHahaha! Silly humans. This machine reminds me of my 7DAYcreator 1.6 prototype. It’ll never work, but you’re cute.
Onis - You just bought yourself a ticket to level 6. Enjoy your memories of the distant past and your flaming tomb.
Michael - You get an E55 Benzo with some new gold 20s.
September 10, 2008 at 10:01 amYou know what’s gay? That they’re going to crash together invisible shit that lasts mere millionths of a second. If they were cool there’d be a big hopper and you could put stuff down it, like bowling balls, or kittens or McCain and Obama and make them crash together.
At least then you could actually see the results.
September 10, 2008 at 10:07 amYou can go discuss the LHC here: http://www.lhcconcerns.com/LHCConcerns/Forums/phpBB3/
I mean, if you’re a nerd.
September 10, 2008 at 10:47 amLook at all these fuckin scene whore coked out ironic t-shirt wearing hipster d-bags. Stop ruinning my city with your underwear parties and black holes.
PS. hard helmets? really? like that’s never been done before. idiots.
September 10, 2008 at 12:19 pmcomment of the year
September 10, 2008 at 12:22 pmI bet CERN scientists make the best coke.
September 10, 2008 at 12:25 pm“This thing is an affront to God.”
Right, which has me wondering why the evangelicals aren’t rioting in the streets. I mean, isn’t this a bit more of a “messing with God’s plan” kind of thing than abortion or stem cell research? Oh wait, they’re way into certain kinds of murderizing like nuclear weapons and holy wars and stuff.
September 10, 2008 at 12:42 pmWhy isn’t Skullivan in any of these shots
September 10, 2008 at 1:54 pmI spent a couple hours last night trying to ms paint what the apocalypse would look like if perez hilton was covering it but I didn’t get any further than this:
http://images.kipin.net/images_files/1221070701.png
and
http://images.kipin.net/images_files/1221068527.png
September 10, 2008 at 2:18 pmScientists have heeded the warning:
“warning, playing with protons can cause black holes.”
Sweet…we are all going to die
September 10, 2008 at 5:41 pm
This thing is an affront to God.
September 10, 2008 at 9:33 am