HOT CHEETOS MAKE ME CRAZY!!!!

Fewer man boobs, more chick boobs next time.

I didn’t get the email that my macaroni piece won the season pass – so i’ll assume that you couldn’t read my email. It’s ok, you can just let me know I won here.

i saw your macaroni piece because of your short shorts. it wasn’t a winner.

i agree… LESS hairy ass pasty white man boobs & beer guts… wow DC, not lookin so good…

I attended the party on Saturday. Although the weather was great and the pool was nice, I was disappointed that the event was so poorly organized. We arrived at 12:45 and although it started at 12pm, there was no food or drink available until about 2:30. Also, the heavy smoking made the atmosphere very uncomfortable. It was very crowded yet people were smoking all over the place, even around children. I will not return.

Even around children? Oh noes!

My party, my rules. I’m highly allergic to your smoke, that means you have to go stand on one side of the pool if you want to smoke. This is not the government mandating this, it’s our rule. We’ll carry on just fine if you don’t come.

quit being such a grump all the time, homeboy. the place is pretty big and i’m sure you won’t be forced into a glass room like they used to do at airports. my guess is that it will be around the corner from the outdoor bar where there aren’t chairs. that would be a good spot. plus it forces you to smoke a little less, which is a good thing immo (my mother’s)

if you don’t come it would be a shame b/c i won’t get to feel better about my body when standing next to you. just kidding iyo

Maybe don’t bring your kids next time. Also, if there is any type of rule regarding where I can or can not smoke OUTSIDE, I will not be returning. Will there also be a special cussing area? Or sunbathing without sunscreen area?

@oh noes

actual hotel guests are allowed at the pool, that’s where the little kids come from.

no, we like cussing and we don’t care if you use sunscreen or not. but we don’t like smoking. and the hotel wants ashes and butts to be in the ashtray instead of in the pool. so you’ll have to go over to the ashtrays to smoke. deal with it or fuck off.

i smoke like a goddamned chimney and i don’t have a problem with this, you fucking babies

I should have known this post’s comments would turn into this.

why was so much attention given to the ex. crackhead stripper on heels? she is in over four photos…one of which has been posted twice? get over it (or if you can’t check out the latest pseudo-pornographic American Apparel ad campaign and don’t bother others on this website).

mediocboy – once past your initial question your post makes little fucking sense.

Now everyone quit jumping on my bandwagon.

@cale: Smoking section is some bullshit unless you add infinite chairs to it or just make it be at the bar. Particulate dispersion of smoke outside makes your allergies a pretty weak excuse unless you’re standing next to the person smoking. In which case you should know better than to stand next to a person smoking.

People were smoking in the pool, the hotel didn’t want them doing that, it was suggested to keep smoking in one area near the bar where the ashtrays are, we agreed, cause we don’t like smoking. End of story. Let’s move on.

michael–I wouldn’t expect you to understand whom/what I was talking about, you weren’t even there.

why on earth are you commenting on an event you didn’t even attend?!? get a life…preferably one that involves lots more smoking and, inevitably, lung cancer :)

well, i think smokity smoke smoke smoke smokey smoke and also smokey smokity smoke. as far as that goes, though – smoke smokey smoke smoke and smoke. in conclusion, the smoke smokey smoke smoke and smoke. ya know? smoke it

Concerned shitizen ftw

@Cale: black people using sunscreen? everyone should use sunscreen, be you pale, brown, dark chocolate or otherwise

any time exposing your skin in the sun increases your risk of skin cancer, regardless of your pigment or the amount of cloud cover present, ozone layer ain’t what it used to be

medioc – whether or not I attended an event has nothing to do with the fact that your post is gibberish.

Smoking in the pool is full on retard.

Actually I retract my prior comment about hitting the gym, I think smoking crack would be more effective… Mediocboy do you know where I can get some?

mediocboy needs a nice warm glass of shut the hell up

eddie is the most logical – plus he realizes taking a walk to wherever the smoking section is he can keep up on what is happening at all times. I think it would make the scene even more dynamic and the smokers can feel kind of exlusive

pumping “irons” is almost adorable, but “photoes”? DQ.

Had a ton of fun on Sat. The music was just right for the atmosphere and the drinks were nice and strong.

I appreciate that emaciated plastic people weren’t the only ones to get their pictures posted.

As a Cali expatriate I appreciate that DC people are
using their brains to focus on more important things than their looks. Pretentiousness is soooo boring!

Mediocboy needs to watch who he calls a crackhead stripper. Don’t worry, I will see you real soon, then we will see if you are still running your mouth

is there going to be a hula hooping competition at any point? because i will be sure to be there, as pale as ever, doused in 50 spf (minimum).

i’m going to be sorry that i miss the majority of these.

no offense, but i don’t really think skimpy bathing suits + heels are “haawwwt.” ever. just makes you look kind of desperate.

(not passing judgment, i’m sure you all are fine upstanding individuals)

I’m just happy that I didn’t show up in any photos.

All of the judgment going on here and at the party is APPALLING! Everyone – including hot chick in bathing suit that covered more than what most of you were wearing, yet happened to still be sexy – was just out to have a good time and risked being judged by others to wear (Gasp!) a bathing suit at a POOL party. You guys all need something better to worry about.

Mediocboy: you must be less than mediocre, b/c you’re clearly mad you could never get a chick of this caliber.

Alyssa: If you were hot, I’m sure you’d have a much different frame of mind.

…I had a girl of that caliber once…and it cost me roughly $30.

seriously, i wasn’t hating on anyone. calm the fuck down. and way to pass judgment on someone you don’t even know while scolding others for doing JUST THAT.
the only thing i cared to point out which i obviously did not clarify is that i think everyone is beautiful, i just don’t know that people are entirely aware or conscientious of what they may be saying to the world with their clothing (or lack thereof) choices. everyone has different ideas of what is sexy and what is not, and we are all entitled to express them.

i didn’t pass judgment upon a single person and i never would.

Hopefully no one will judge me if I wear my pokemon speedo and lime green havianas… I might get a few looks on the metro though ;)

i would hate on all this hatin’, but then where does it stop? i just hope those being hated on wear skimpier bathing suits and the people taking their pictures use ever wider angle lenses to capture the buns.

It would be GREAT to do a gay party. Consider it! As far as DJ’s/promoters go…you should do a 70’s/80’s theme. Look up DJ Jason Royce (he’s on Facebook still I believe).