It is over. Its been fun but it is over.
The phenomenon (!) known as shorts ends tonight at the top of their game. As all phenomenon’s should (remind me of this sometime). When we specially announced it to you a few months back, we had no clue what a sweaty, hot, Spin doctors sing-along, comment war mess it would turn into, but it did.
I mean just search “shorts” on BYT and see for yourself.
In the meantime, to adequately amp you for tonight, here is a selection of shots from the last 6?7? parties.
all the photos by Fitsum and Dakota who deserve some medals or something for what they survived for this.
Avert your virgin eyes.
See you tonight.
In the meantime-moisturize.
Wow, average looking people with their clothes off, and unattractive girls doing “lesbian” shit. Haven’t seen this before.
October 9, 2008 at 11:04 amMichael, if i remember correctly (and i do, because i looked it up,) Shorts has been specifically referred to as the “gay frat party.”
October 9, 2008 at 11:17 amhaving fun is so fucking lame
October 9, 2008 at 11:41 amhey kristen and bunny, apparently we are unattractive!!! nice to know shitface, or whatever your name is.
October 9, 2008 at 11:47 amThe chick with the DURKL sticker on the back of her leg has a sweet ass.
October 9, 2008 at 12:26 pmPlease, Mr. DURKL I love having fun! Don’t ruin it for me and all the “fun havers” around here.
October 9, 2008 at 12:29 pmPraying for one last giant titty nibblin’ conga line
October 9, 2008 at 12:37 pmre: clown prince -
that’s cale.
dude, please. That’s Grace.
I don’t take pictures of man ass. Not for free anyway.
Why why why why does it have to stop????????? And why on a night when I can’t go out? Giant box of fail. IMO.
October 9, 2008 at 6:48 pmwhy dont any of these people know how to act proper?
October 9, 2008 at 9:30 pmshitpipe , do you love fully clothed people and hate sex?
October 10, 2008 at 11:29 amIt looks like the worst frat-party ever. The irony is that I bet no one at shorts would admit to going to a frat party, or at the least going and making fun of frat parties.
October 10, 2008 at 11:59 ami don’t mind good looking naked people. what i don’t like is stupid assholes getting naked for irony purposes.
October 10, 2008 at 2:11 pm“ZOMG!!!1111 SHORTS!”
Any maybe Shitpipe just hates underclothed, faux-sexy ugly people? Is that so wrong?
October 10, 2008 at 2:16 pmOh laudy. Shitpipe is hilarious.
October 10, 2008 at 2:45 pmwhat in the name of jesus are “irony purposes”? I mean, as an Ethiopian I’m shocked at how you can be all up on a computer and not have the barest command of your own language. please fall asleep forever.
October 10, 2008 at 2:57 pmthere’s a big difference between being classy while having a good time and emulating scenes from girls gone wild while slamming sparks.
i wonder how some of these people would act if you took away the party photographer. would they still act like they’re at a frat party?
i’m never surprised by the weird things people love to hate on this site… i hate frat boys too, but i don’t hate shorts (the party)
why can’t people just shut the fuck up and have fun?
October 10, 2008 at 3:24 pmShorts was so much fun last night!!! Thank you all for coming out and making it the best fra — i mean shorts party ever! (whew, that was close)
October 10, 2008 at 5:41 pmShorts was excellente!
p.s. I went to college, I went to frat parties, clearly Shitpipe hasnt been invited to either and therefore thought they were up for comparison.
October 11, 2008 at 12:26 pmFor what it’s worth, I have a doctorate degree from a top school. This has no bearing on how much you people suck.
October 13, 2008 at 11:50 amShitpipe, you should be smart enough to know that you can’t tell if someone really sucks through a photograph (and that you shouldn’t be OK with being addressed as “Shitpipe”. I think the count is at 4 now) I mean, I’m sure there’s a handsome portrait of Pol Pot yellowing in the jungle somewhere, and I’ll bet Mother Theresa’s taken more than a couple of unflattering pictures.
@Michael
I’ve gone to lots of frat parties while I was at Va Tech. I can’t think of any scene or party or whatever that doesn’t factor down to the same ingredients as a frat party at the end of the day.
Shitpipe has been coming to this site for over a year now to leave comments expressing his anger over irony, just under different names. Here are a few classics:
As holy fuck:
WOW! dude, a guy with a fucking DIO shirt and short denim shorts! and tube sox pulled up!! jesus, that is so fucking original! wait, where is his mustache?
From Live DC: All-City Air Guitar Competition, 2008/09/26 at 10:46 PM
As Hot Karl:
wow, ugly and/or fat people with stupid irony t shirts and gay haircuts.
awesome!
From PHOTOS: Venereal Disease Party @ Jimmy Valentine’s, 2008/02/19 at 9:58 PM
As Hot Karl:
Jesus Christ, the guys in that band look like such FUCKING TOOLS. Especially that piece of shit with the irony beard.
From BYT Interview: Thao Nguyen, 2008/02/01 at 7:38 PM
As Hot Karl:
You cliched geeks are anything but “totally awesome.” You are about as original as the tools who shop at Hot Topic or Abercrombie or Hollister or whatever stores the kids shop at these days.
Plenty of people come here and tell you as much, pointing out the painfully obvious, but you guys keep on keepin on with the stupid irony facial hair/hair metal t shirts/”zany” events.
Work on your sarcasm. Somebody with a worthless humanities BA such as yourself should be able to do a better job of that.
From IRL Blues, 2008/01/22 at 7:52 PM
As Ummmmm:
My problem isn’t so much with the second-to-last pic as with all the ones before it and the one after it. Who the fuck would be caught dead at some dorky hipster shit fest like this? Lame. SO fucking lame. Some dude had on a Stryper t shirt. Come on.
From Live DC: Rattler / Death by Sexy @ RNR Hotel, 2007/12/31 at 6:24 PM
As you people:
should all get in a bus and drive it off a cliff. ive had it with your stupid irony bullshit.
From PHOTOS: Underwear Party @ The Hotel, 2007/09/23 at 6:11 PM
As kawika:
Roll around my way again and get stabbed
From PHOTOS: BYT’s 1st Annual BoyToy Party @ Jimmy Valentine’s, 2007/09/13 at 8:45 AM
As lou:
lol at trevor. i’d be bummed out too if i were featured in a group of pictures with a bunch of irony hipster clowns who don’t know how to dress.
bish
From Photos: VHS or Beta After-Party, 2007/09/07 at 9:51 AM
And then there was this epic battle:
http://www.brightestyoungthings.com/i-heart-dc/byt-encourages-you-to-drop-trow-this-sat
I like him.
October 13, 2008 at 1:21 pmWow.
From — For what it’s worth, I have a doctorate degree from a top school.
to — Roll around my way again and get stabbed.
somebody needs a hug and a Xanax™
October 13, 2008 at 1:24 pm… that Michael Garrett feels this site is so imperfect that he prefers to pal around with Mark David Chapman 2.0 …
October 13, 2008 at 1:30 pmI <3 ISP addresses!
October 13, 2008 at 2:24 pmThat line about getting stabbed was me impersonating an urban male, you dipshit. Christ.
Also, you all suck badly, and I see other people leaving comments busting on your hackneyed bullshit schtick all the time, so I know I’m not alone.
October 13, 2008 at 8:26 pmOkay, I’m just fucking around mostly. I’m only like 95% serious.
October 13, 2008 at 8:36 pm
The college frat-boy party bites the dust? Say it ain’t so.
October 9, 2008 at 10:50 am