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Brightest Young Things


In our quest to find the worst rap group I bring you these losers from the Dartmouth class of '12, Rufful & Riddle aka The Young Cons- a hip hop group with a suck factor that rivals White & Crazy Kids. Once you've accustomed yourself to both groups it really comes down to whether you'd rather run the chance of getting ruffied by White and Crazy Kids or be bored to death by Rufful & Riddle. My value Judgment: at least White & Crazy kids has a table AND is always holding (weed!).

Here is their popular “The Young Con Anthem".
Check the lyrics here

PLAY 'EM OUT KEYBOARD CAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Who are these brave brazen nerds that call themselves The Young Cons?

Mission Statement:

The Young Cons have a devout mission to spread the love and logic surrounding true conservatism. Our greatest enemy lies in the lack of understanding of the conservative movement. In a technological era driven fiercely by the main stream media, those who taut the true conservative message of individual responsibility, moral absolutes, and small government are slanted as intolerant, racist, "bible and gun clinging", corporate fat cats who could not care less about the environment nor the well being of their fellow man. Being Christian or conservative or a combination of the two is viewed unpopular in American Society. This group clearly proves otherwise. Don't feel afraid or silenced, and always speak your mind.

At least the video for the "Young Con Anthem" is better than any of Meghan McCain's vlogs

God, whenever conservatives try to use new media to spread their ideas and principles they just come off looking like NERDS.

Please someone in the comment section, send me ONE GOOD conservative viral video/song/meme that is NOT RACIST.

Here is some Reggaeton Obama

Previously in Misc/Awesome:

God loves a cheerful giver.

COMMENTS (5)

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3 years ago Becca said

when are Roped and Eddie going to challenge them to a rap battle?

3 years ago erin said

There's such a thing as hate-love.

3 years ago ak said

Not sure if this beats out the white and krazy kids... lame none the less

3 years ago Michael said

they freed the terrorists and now they are in our cities?

Oh NOES!

3 years ago Michael said

Becca - they've moved on to Old Jewish Women Bicker Battles now.

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