What happens when two over-privileged white kids suffering from fetal alcohol syndrome grow up in a post-Eminem, Asher Roth, and Mickey Avalon hip-hop market? White and Crazy Kids happens.
White and Crazy Kids is Randall Crockett and Luke Caldwell, two bloated, sweaty blacked out dudes from Newport Beach. These guys are two of the biggest assholes on the face of the planet and definite harbingers of the coming apocalypse or the antichrist in dual form.
What justification do I have for making such extreme accusations? I present to the court…..
Exhibit 1: Their image.
Classic asshole with the imprint of Satan visible in their sweat-stained oxfords.
(told you they look like they suffer from fetal alcohol syndrome)
Exhibit 2: Their Music.
Classic asshole anthems that if you play backward reveal satanic messages.
This amazing freestyle exposes raw talent and lyrical wit set to a slide show of great party photos guaranteed to make all the poor haters jealous.
Here is imo White & Crazy Kids’ opus: “Get Your Drink On”
Lyrics include: Passed out gettin’ head from a fat chick/ get yo’ drink on/baby get yo’ drink on
Exhibit 3: Their contract.
And for this brilliant display of talent and marketing/image-crafting genius, Randall and Luke have a record deal with Universal. I didn’t believe it- so I asked for visual confirmation. Unfortunately, here that is:
The end is neigh.
Before you kill yourself, do what Randall and Luke would do, “Get Your Cup, Drink it Down, and Get a Little White and Crazy”- unless you’re black, Hispanic, or Asian, which means enter through side door??
Thank you record comapnies for finally realizing the vast college date rapist market.
just imagine the marketing campaign for this
June 10, 2009 at 4:22 pmyou are SOOOO playing into their hands being outraged and posting this. i don’t like it, but offended? nah, it’s not that good.
June 10, 2009 at 4:27 pmcan’t wait for the in-store appearances
June 10, 2009 at 4:28 pmThis landed in my email box too. Thought is WAS a joke and I choose to keep it that way.
June 10, 2009 at 4:44 pmHe said, “Locked and loaded, freeloadin”…Amazing…
June 10, 2009 at 6:29 pmHorrible, but I may have you beat:
I’ve always gotten a kick out of this:
http://www.last.fm/music/Vegan+Edge+Hip+Hop/Vegan+Edge+Hip+Hop+Vol.+2
But this takes the cake:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-TH5ibABP4U&feature=fvw
you don’t know either of them so I’m not sure how you can make these judgments… their ambitions are serious but the content of their music isn’t… learn to take a joke
June 20, 2009 at 3:23 amFirst off, let’s just realize that this whole article is biased because the author’s name is Libby so she is most likely a woman. The question I am asking myself is “why dont these very aggressive articles appear about popular rappers who constantly rap about having sex with women?” example… 50 cent, lil wayne (lollipop), ect. I think that this rap group could tone it down on the lyrics, but are just starting out and have to get some “practice” and learn from some mistakes. The author is very informal in this article. For example, she refers to the artists as “Randal and Luke” rather than using common courtesy and referring to them as “Mr. Crockett and Mr. Caldwell.” Obviously they can not compare, but even “the king of rap” Tupac Shakur stated very obscene things in his songs yet he is praised for his lyrics. Lets stop the hate and not attack this young group. The author should not shove her opinion down people’s throat and should offer some sort of a counter-arguement. (no pun intended). Let people judge this group when/if they hear them on their own. It almost seems like this group made fun of the author as children and now the author is getting her revenge.
June 21, 2009 at 10:40 pmi can’t believe i actually read thomas’ post. that was painful.
F.A.S. as well.
I agree with Thomas. He states the faults in this group but also defends them. Love the “no pun intended” hahaha.
June 22, 2009 at 12:55 ami certainly hope that is not the michael i’m hoping it isn’t
June 22, 2009 at 8:25 amits not
June 22, 2009 at 8:26 amI am a good black friend of white and crazy and one of their lead beat producers is asian so check your facts before you call them racist. You are as biased as you say their music is….THINK ON THAT ONE
June 22, 2009 at 9:46 pmEddie – you would have done better for yourself spending the time it took you to actually put that thought into words by beating your face with a hammer instead. Jesus.
I mean saying so and so is the worst hip hop group is like comparing different turds and proclaiming one of them is worse than all the others. Who cares? They’re all turds.
June 22, 2009 at 10:10 pmi simply said i was hoping it wasn’t you. nothing more.
michael read sentence. michael get confused. michael finally understand. michael upset. michael no like. michael smash.
June 23, 2009 at 2:53 amthese white and crazy kids sux. Their going to get a rude a awaking when there realize they spent all there money on a flop and got hustle by bungalow records. there should be no as the spoiled and easy money kids!! theys guys are a joke!! I think they might be gay too
September 27, 2009 at 6:32 pm
HAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
June 10, 2009 at 4:15 pm