Jason (of Death by Sexy, sharp dresser and recidivist) decides to (or is forced by me) to on top of his seminal reviews also do a preview portion of this week’s cream of the crop.
It is a trailer wreck to say the least.-Svetlana
The best part of going to the movies, besides pulling off the popcorn trick, is the trailers. In keeping with the American tradition of judging things before getting all the facts,
I will now give you my unerring and infallible opinion of movies by only watching the trailers!
I mean, who needs watch the whole movie anyways?
The Invasion
Great! Hollywood can’t come up with any new ideas yet again! It looks as though we have Invasion of the Body Snatchers, vol 3. Although, if I’m going to cast a movie about emotionless automatons, I’d stray from putting the Botoxed Faced, Android-esque Nicole Kidman in the lead. At least the movie looks like it will offer up some creepy moments, like the people walking off the top of the building.
1 Doublewide out of 4
Superbad
If this movie is as funny as the trailer is, I’m going to be literally shitting myself with laughter. And, I mean literally. I’m going to have to wear rubber pants, or bring a bedpan and my assless Prince chaps.
4 Doublewides out of 4
The 11th hour
Yeah – I already saw this movie, it was called An Inconvenient Truth. Plus, I’m a little wary of anything featuring the words “Leonardo DiCaprio Presents” whilst a Linkin Park song plays in the background. And, aren’t there 24 hours in a day? If it was the 11th hour, that would mean there was still an hour left until lunch time, which IS kind of frightening. I didn’t think anything could make me long for the unbridled enthusiasm of Al Gore, but this sure does.
2 Doublewides out of 4
Death At A Funeral
Yawn. Another dry British indie comedy set at a funeral. Jokes to include: wrong body in casket, someone getting loaded on goofballs, and, in keeping with their brothers across the pond, more gay jokes. I can imagine a scene in which that someone spills their hot earl grey tea on a bosomy aunt and uncomfortably tries to wipe up the spill, leading to hilarity. It’s only saving grace is the midget.
1.5 doublewides out of 4
King of Kong
Oh man! The feathered hair, bad mustaches alone make this worth a view. I can’t tell what is more pathetic, a self described loser whose fragile self-esteem hinges on being able to maneuver a pixilated Italian plumber over barrels, or a guy with a terrible haircut whose reason for being a cocky asshole is based on the fact that he got a high score in a video game. Loved the way he answered the phone, too.
3.5 Doublewides out of 4
that’s uncanny! I actually had sex with your mom while watching Days of Thunder!
August 14, 2007 at 8:57 amNo way dude – Mom loves her some NASCAR – if it was on, even in movie form, you weren’t getting any. Stinkfinger maybe, but that’s it.
August 14, 2007 at 9:22 ambut all chaps are assless!!
August 14, 2007 at 7:27 pm
I would have sex with Nicole Kidman in front of my mom.
August 14, 2007 at 1:28 am