This just in from The Daily Mail: Sylvester Stallone broke his neck on the set of his new film The Expendables. Actually Stallone didn’t break his neck, STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN did.
Hmmm… a movie starring Stallone (age 63) and Stone Cold (age 45) you ask? Could anything be better than this?
How about a movie that features…….
Arnold Schwarzenegger age 62.
Bruce Willis age 54.
Dolph Lundgren age 52.
Mickey Rourke age 57
Jet Li age 46,
The guy from the Transporter age 37
SHUTUP.
wait it gets better…. The Stallone written and directed film also stars a POSTHUMOUS BRITTANY MURPHY
Think of how many Vicodin dependency relapses were triggered by the filming of this masterpiece.
The Expendables has a release date of April 23rd 2010. We will find a way to the premier if it kills me.
what!?!?! danny trejo is in this movie? this is going to be amazing!!!
January 6, 2010 at 12:51 pmLibby, you can be my +1 to the Expendables.
While on the subject of amazing trailers, how excited are we for HOT TUB TIME MACHINE? Eh?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4DCFPS58KYY
January 6, 2010 at 12:54 pmEric Roberts deserves a mention solely for “Best of the Best”, formerly known as the greatest movie ever till this happened.
January 6, 2010 at 12:54 pmsnipes, seagal and van damme declined the movie, seagal has beef with one of the producers, van damme wouldn’t get enough screen time and wants to focus on becoming a “better actor,” and wesley is filling out 1040s for the past 10 years, or something.
January 6, 2010 at 1:04 pmthere had better not be any fucking flying snakes in this shit
January 6, 2010 at 1:07 pmamong the many things about this skullfuckingly awesome movie, my favorite part is that SlyStone got his neck broken by “Stone Cold” Steve Austin. I really hope he was performing his signature ‘Stone Cold Stunner’ when it happened.
im shaking with testosterone-overload and from drinking too much Surge
January 6, 2010 at 2:52 pmlibby,
do i detect a little h8 for olds? we´re people 2. some day u will be like us—unlovable and despised :( just sayin´
TREJO!!!!!
January 7, 2010 at 12:47 am
holy shit. where are brosnan, segal and van damme? wtf? still, this could be the best movie ever.
there are ninjas, right?
January 6, 2010 at 12:43 pm