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Brightest Young Things


Svetlana and I are pretty obsessed with Netflix. I take the slightly more OCD route though by rating all my movies (between 1 and 5 stars) and rearranging my queue on an hourly basis. I will often berate her for giving odd ratings: "5 stars out of 5 for The Descent? Really?" She doesn't care. I also send a lot of "notes" to friends, a Netflix feature that allows you to suggest movies to your friends via an up to 200 character mini review. Svetlana wishes I would channel all my Netflix energy into BYT. So at her request every once in a while I'll post some of my mini-reviews from the past 4+ years, a dozen or so at a time. Feel free to give me shit like I give her shit:

Ed Wood
Easily my fav Tim Burton film
5 Stars

Fritz the Cat
Pretty much unwatchable, no wonder Crumb disowned it.
2 Stars

The Devil and Daniel Johnston
Not since Crumb have I seen such a fascinating and intimate portrayal of mental disorder/genius. Even if you've never heard of Daniel this is a beautiful, engaging, and moving film. Must see!
5 Stars

Stella: Season 1
Their short-lived stint on Comedy Central - like the live shorts but with less humping/dildos and a bigger budget. An acquired taste to say the least. And I acquired it long ago. Yum.
5 Stars

The Weather Underground
Fascinating look at anti-Vietnam sentiment of the 60's focusing on the controversial group of forgotten terrorist radicals. (this was sent pre-Obama hype)
5 Stars

A Scanner Darkly
Linklater uses his rotoscope animation from Waking Life to amp up the psychedelics in this tripped out dark comedy/thriller. Gorgeous, disturbing, thought provoking, and really funny.
4 Stars

Grass
Pretty weak from a technical standpoint, but lots of great archival footage of hilarious drug hysteria
3 Stars

Baraka
Re-watched this for the 20th time last night. Greatest movie ever made. (Blu-Ray version is in the mail, can't wait)
5 (million) Stars

Cloverfield
Clever and fun. Had to pause halfway through to prevent throwing up though.
4 Stars

Be Kind Rewind
hilarious, effortlessly quirky, adorable
4 Stars

Nature: Koko
A one hour made for TV update on the 1978 doc about Koko the gorilla (& friends) who has learned sign language. Watch the original first, but def rent this as well, some amazing footage.
4 Stars

Wonder Showzen: Season 1
Jesus Christ.
5 Stars

Wanna be my Netflix friend? Click here:
http://www.netflix.com/BeMyFriend/PmzrQcDhoaLYHM0oKBu0

Wanna read Part 1? Click here:
http://www.brightestyoungthings.com/movies/1-second-movie-reviews/

Part 2:
http://www.brightestyoungthings.com/movies/1-second-movie-reviews-part-2/

Part 3:
http://www.brightestyoungthings.com/movies/1-second-movie-reviews-part-3/

Part 4:
http://www.brightestyoungthings.com/movies/1-second-movie-reviews-part-4/

Part 5:
http://www.brightestyoungthings.com/movies/1-second-movie-reviews-part-5/

Part 6:
http://www.brightestyoungthings.com/movies/1-second-movie-reviews-part-6/

Part 7:
http://www.brightestyoungthings.com/movies/1-second-movie-reviews-part-7/

and Part 8:
http://www.brightestyoungthings.com/movies/one-second-movie-reviews-part-8/

Wanna read my thing on the Roku? Click here:
http://www.brightestyoungthings.com/movies/netflix-hd/

God loves a cheerful giver.

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3 years ago Svetlana said

ok, a recommendation. last week I saw john sayles' "baby, its you" and it was adorable and charming and what more high school movies should be like.

the devil and danile johnston is ESSENTIAL watching.

3 years ago dan said

have you done a one second review of "its all gone pete tong"?

be kind rewind was really, really good.

3 years ago Cale said

I rated It's All Gone Pete Tong 3 stars but didn't send a note about it after I saw it. It's sort of faded from memory now so I'd have to watch it again to give a valid opinion, but 3 stars seems about right. Lot's of movies you should watch before getting to that one.

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