This weekend I decided to poke through all the emusic features in hopes of coming along something amazing. And I did, and more on that later,-though this isn’t it.
What happened was that in the process of finding the amazing I also found a whole pile of David Hasselhoff MP3s and videos and while we all know the man is a singing star in Germany, I cannot say I’ve heard him or seen him in musical action before but I am pretty sure no matter how high your expectations were for the sheer volume of crap to come, no one is prepared for this:
TRUST ME.
Hm, in case this doesn’t work again:
http://www.youtube.com/v/pgX-hiQdfFw&hl=en&fs=1
August 12, 2008 at 12:17 amI couldn’t believe it wasn’t a parody. I mean, it couldn’t /be/ parodied! One couldn’t make it worse! And yet apparently the ‘hoff was serious!
I Googled this phenomenon, and I loved this quote from another site’s comments page: “If that dude can fly, why did he bother with that talikg [sic] car?” (from http://www.thesuperficial.com/archives/2006/01/26/david_hasselhoff_is_hooked_on.html — and I think they meant “talking”)
August 12, 2008 at 5:34 amthe “jump in my car” video maybe beats this because it is just pure Hoff. No special effects. No nothing. Just creepy wifebeater, stalker eyes and a song I am pretty sure I could have written in pre-school. And been ashamed of it.
August 12, 2008 at 7:33 am
A British friend of mine is totally obsessed with this one and plays it constantly at parties, so I have to share:
August 12, 2008 at 12:16 am