Sometimes an excess of words is unnecessary: Samantha Ronson, celebrity DJ, sister of Mark, cute hat wearer (uh-oh) and Lindsay Lohan's bff and gf is playing Lux Lounge (http://luxloungedc.com/) again this weekend.
And we have a pair of tickets to give away so you and your +1 and your starfucking (pardon our French) helmets (or cute hats) can make the most of it.
Branching out is where it is at.
Leave an awesome comment and we'll let the winner know by Thursday at 8pm.
cool?
ice cold.
Previously in Misc/Awesome:
- 12/28: Terrible Boyfriend/ Girlfriend Generator.
- 12/1: The John Waters Advent Calendar-it starts today
- 11/28: It Chooses You: All I Want for Christmas is Everything from Miranda July's Pop-Up Shop
- 11/3: Things I'd Move to Minnesota For
- 9/6: PHOTOS: Maloof $$ Money Cup
- 9/2: PHOTOS: Chantilly Model Train Show
- 9/1: Libby's List: 5 Things I Want Right Now...
- 8/22: PHOTOS: Best Friends Day
- 8/10: PHOTOS: Lawn Mover Racing, Eastern Seaboard Regionals @ Bowles Farm
- 7/26: Special List: Things the BYGays Want Now That We Can Marry In DC (and NY!)
God loves a cheerful giver.
Do you think Lindsay will come? Maybe they will fight in the streets of DC and I can take a picture and sell it. . .
dave and I are ineligible (probably) but we dressed up as Samantha and Lindsay for halloween (if I could put a photo on here documenting the hilarity I would).
I would love love love a photo op of dave dressed like Samantha standing next to the real deal.
What's her appeal?
My +1 and I would very much like an excuse to make fools of ourselves at this.
I wanna make out with Li Lo and Sam, soo......
Here's what your night with Sam Ronson will look and sound like:
Picture yourself surrounded by the ill fitting dress trousers and blue dress shirt set. Pepper said crowd with a gaggle of alright ladies who spend a little too much time reading TMZ at work. Pay a lot for poorly mixed drinks.
Your soundtrack for the evening? Poor transitions and sloppy/non-existent beatmatching by a celebrity "DJ" who makes more money per appearance than any serious crate digger could ever dream of.
DONT
WASTE
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TIME
BEST
TIME
EVER
Lindsay Lohan is the hottest lesbo ever. I'd dress in drag to git with that!
CUTE
HATS
"Poor transitions and sloppy/non-existent beatmatching by a celebrity “DJ” who makes more money per appearance than any serious crate digger could ever dream of."
Haha, so true Patrick. Samantha Ronson = fail.
I can't believe there are such shallow, insipid people in the world that they'd even consider this an event to attend.
"Oooh, I get to see a mediocre no-talent hack whose only claim to fame is that she's fucking a mediocre no-talent hack."
i second clown prince's question
so, I'm guessing the two top contenders for the free tickets at this point are Patrick and Michael, right?
If I win... I promise to stalk Sam and LiLo all night, and take detailed notes, and camera phone capture all the screaming fights, be they in the club, alleyway, or four seasons. I will also tell you how the music was.
Pick me!!! PICK ME?!!?!?!??!
I already have my starfucking hat ready. I dumpster dived it from Kitson in LA.
Which Foreigner song do you think goes through Samantha's head when she's banging Lindsay? Hot Blooded or Head Games?
What Steph said!
I would go for the ONTD bragging rights
look, I just really wanna try and scissor with the bitch.