Sometimes an excess of words is unnecessary: Samantha Ronson, celebrity DJ, sister of Mark, cute hat wearer (uh-oh) and Lindsay Lohan’s bff and gf is playing Lux Lounge (http://luxloungedc.com/) again this weekend.
And we have a pair of tickets to give away so you and your +1 and your starfucking (pardon our French) helmets (or cute hats) can make the most of it.
Branching out is where it is at.
Leave an awesome comment and we’ll let the winner know by Thursday at 8pm.
cool?
ice cold.
dave and I are ineligible (probably) but we dressed up as Samantha and Lindsay for halloween (if I could put a photo on here documenting the hilarity I would).
I would love love love a photo op of dave dressed like Samantha standing next to the real deal.
February 18, 2009 at 11:56 amWhat’s her appeal?
February 18, 2009 at 12:07 pmMy +1 and I would very much like an excuse to make fools of ourselves at this.
February 18, 2009 at 12:10 pmI wanna make out with Li Lo and Sam, soo……
February 18, 2009 at 12:41 pmHere’s what your night with Sam Ronson will look and sound like:
Picture yourself surrounded by the ill fitting dress trousers and blue dress shirt set. Pepper said crowd with a gaggle of alright ladies who spend a little too much time reading TMZ at work. Pay a lot for poorly mixed drinks.
Your soundtrack for the evening? Poor transitions and sloppy/non-existent beatmatching by a celebrity “DJ” who makes more money per appearance than any serious crate digger could ever dream of.
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Lindsay Lohan is the hottest lesbo ever. I’d dress in drag to git with that!
February 18, 2009 at 1:41 pmCUTE
HATS
“Poor transitions and sloppy/non-existent beatmatching by a celebrity “DJ” who makes more money per appearance than any serious crate digger could ever dream of.”
Haha, so true Patrick. Samantha Ronson = fail.
February 18, 2009 at 2:24 pmI can’t believe there are such shallow, insipid people in the world that they’d even consider this an event to attend.
“Oooh, I get to see a mediocre no-talent hack whose only claim to fame is that she’s fucking a mediocre no-talent hack.”
February 18, 2009 at 2:28 pmi second clown prince’s question
February 18, 2009 at 3:01 pmso, I’m guessing the two top contenders for the free tickets at this point are Patrick and Michael, right?
February 18, 2009 at 3:38 pmIf I win… I promise to stalk Sam and LiLo all night, and take detailed notes, and camera phone capture all the screaming fights, be they in the club, alleyway, or four seasons. I will also tell you how the music was.
February 18, 2009 at 4:23 pmPick me!!! PICK ME?!!?!?!??!
I already have my starfucking hat ready. I dumpster dived it from Kitson in LA.
February 18, 2009 at 4:51 pmWhich Foreigner song do you think goes through Samantha’s head when she’s banging Lindsay? Hot Blooded or Head Games?
February 18, 2009 at 6:22 pmWhat Steph said!
February 18, 2009 at 7:32 pmI would go for the ONTD bragging rights
February 18, 2009 at 11:34 pmlook, I just really wanna try and scissor with the bitch.
February 19, 2009 at 12:51 pm
Do you think Lindsay will come? Maybe they will fight in the streets of DC and I can take a picture and sell it. . .
February 18, 2009 at 11:34 am