RNR Hotel is hosting a banger of a birthday celebration this Saturday. The flyer really says it all:

we have a pair of tickets to give away to this (always) face melting time and all you have to do is let us know just how awesome you are (if you are a Rattler fan, you understand how important getting awesome is)We will let the winner know by tomorrow (Friday) at noon
GO.

P.S. In between having your beer poured on you come see us (at the free for all) upstairs for the BYT breast cancer benefit and dance party USA edition.
I am awesome because when the clock strikes midnight on the night of this event it will be MY birthday.
August 7, 2008 at 1:21 pmMy penis hurts from too much sex after Rattler shows. Give me tickets, i need to save money for Valtrex.
August 7, 2008 at 1:55 pmI’d love to go!! I am in Brazil and I will just be in DC Saturday morning. I have a special date with some friends at Sticky Rice satu night. It will be perfect go to RnR. Please, I’ve never won nothing here until today!
August 7, 2008 at 2:07 pmCED HUGHES IS DOPE! don’t do the “lets wait til later to go and catch the main act” routine for this one!!
August 7, 2008 at 2:37 pmI haven’t slept in two weeks, but let me ask you something: Are those real?
August 7, 2008 at 3:28 pmDuh. I have a cocaine migraine from how awesome I have been getting. It’s just a rattler way of life. Where did I put my beer bong?
August 8, 2008 at 9:48 amLong ago during a genetic experiment, I was subjected to gamma radiation and injected with a cocktail of jagermeister and snake venom. Now, when my heart rate goes over 200, I can’t control myself and I get awesome.
August 8, 2008 at 3:06 pmi’m awesome because i tolerate that jerk michael.
tix, please?
August 8, 2008 at 3:20 pm+ ,
August 8, 2008 at 3:22 pmEddie should get the tickets.
1: He wears 311 t-shirts without a hint of irony.
2: I will be out of town and he really needs to meet new friends.
i have plenty of friends, miguel; i just happen to be physically attracted to you.
August 8, 2008 at 3:56 pmWell duh, just look at me.
I was trying to help you out.
August 8, 2008 at 4:04 pm


My friends and I have not ever been to the Rock and Roll Hotel.
August 7, 2008 at 11:28 am