Here is the deal:
Margaret Cho, star of stage, TV and screen, is going to be in Baltimore October 2nd at the Meyerhoff Symphony.
I personally think she is hilarious (and I promise I am not a militant feminist) and the tickets start at 67$.
Yep.
But, fear not…
We have not one, not two, but THREE PAIRS OF TICKETS to give away and all you have to do is post a comment below telling me just how deep your love for Margaret runs.
Winners will be notified by next Monday 9 am.
Cool?
Ice cold.
The only thing that was sort of Asian [as a role model] was Hello Kitty. I don’t want to model myself after Hello Kitty. She has no mouth.
September 16, 2008 at 12:12 pmi do feel as though you cannot really get it unless you kno me
and my obsessions with asians (ahem, its a white people thing)
and asian things
like margaret cho
and seung mina
about as un-funny as they come. huckabee is funnier.
September 16, 2008 at 12:59 pmAgrees with Jeff.
September 16, 2008 at 1:06 pmavec new tattoos, shes the oldest dirtest smelliest Oriental rug i’ve seen in my life.
September 16, 2008 at 1:56 pmI stopped listening when she referred to Monica Lewinsky as a victim. Not that I think she’s a villain or anything close, but it was a supremely weak way to explain her situation.
September 16, 2008 at 2:17 pmMargaret Cho is about as funny as infanticide.
September 16, 2008 at 2:59 pmI love love love Margaret Cho. Whether talking about sex or her mother, Ms. Cho makes me laugh so hard I cry. One of my favorites (way better with her voice/face impressions):
“I love my mom. She does things every mom does. Like she leaves long ass phone messages on my machine:
“Hi, it’s mommy. I tell you two thing. Number one, Grandma and Grandpa are gonna die. I don’t know when they gonna die. But sometime. So Mommy just tell you now so that when they die, you won’t be surprised. Don’t be surpised when they die. You don’t have to tell them. Don’t say “Oh, mommy say you gonna die.” Don’t say that, that’s not nice. They know already. Number two, did you get the shampoo I sent you? B/c I sent you the shampoo they use for fine hair and you just use a lil bit and then you lather and then you rinse, but DON’T REPEAT. You don’t have to repeat. That is waste. I don’t know why they put that on the bottle. They say lather and rinse and repeat. YOU DON’T HAVE TO REPEAT! You already done it one time. You don’t have to repeat! Only white people repeat…”
September 16, 2008 at 8:03 pmAH-dored when she talked about her friend’s birth: “her vagina ESSPLODED!”
September 16, 2008 at 8:53 pmWhen I said before that Margaret Cho is unfunny, what I meant to say is that Margaret Cho is one of the WORST comedians I’ve ever heard. I just cringed when I read the above repeats of her material.
September 17, 2008 at 10:12 amAgrees with Jeff again.
September 17, 2008 at 10:21 amI’m Korean. I deserve those tickets.
September 17, 2008 at 2:23 pm
How can you not love this!
“I have not had sex in almost two years. And I think once you hit two years, you get your virginity back… I’m going to just have to trick somebody into doing it. I’m going to have to cover with leaves and hope somebody falls in. ” -Cho
Much Love
September 16, 2008 at 11:46 am