I know you guys are freaking out about the Snowpocalypse so I wanted to use this post as a public service announcement.
First, here is a soothing video to help calm everyone down.
Ok. Now that you're relaxed I just want to remind you that there are a lot of things that are waaaay worse than having a few days off of work and no pizza delivery.
Just to put it all in perspective, next time you feel an oncoming snow related anxiety attack I want you to think of things that are truly worth panicking over.
1. Having to drive to a Dave Matthews Band concert with UNC sorority girls in a PT Cruiser.
2. Being at an office party where the only beverages are Diet Caffeine Free Coke and/or Diet Rite.
3. Dating and then breaking up with a Scene Queen.
4. Crashing Your Plane in The Andes and Having To Eat Your Friends/Family/Teammates.
5. Having a plate full of eggs and an empty bottle of Ketchup.
6. Dealing with Comcast.
7. Finding yourself roofied on the Slipknot Tour Bus.
8. Losing your pony in a custody battle.
9. Spending any amount of time in Arizona.
10. Realizing you've accidentally left the Jay Leno Show on while making out (zing!).
11. Drinking Poppers.
12. Manny & Olga's
Previously in Misc/Awesome:
- 12/28: Terrible Boyfriend/ Girlfriend Generator.
- 12/1: The John Waters Advent Calendar-it starts today
- 11/28: It Chooses You: All I Want for Christmas is Everything from Miranda July's Pop-Up Shop
- 11/3: Things I'd Move to Minnesota For
- 9/6: PHOTOS: Maloof $$ Money Cup
- 9/2: PHOTOS: Chantilly Model Train Show
- 9/1: Libby's List: 5 Things I Want Right Now...
- 8/22: PHOTOS: Best Friends Day
- 8/10: PHOTOS: Lawn Mover Racing, Eastern Seaboard Regionals @ Bowles Farm
- 7/26: Special List: Things the BYGays Want Now That We Can Marry In DC (and NY!)
God loves a cheerful giver.
Did the pony also lose its leg in the custody battle? Just b/c Mom and Dad fight, legs should not be replaced with toilet paper rolls.
#4 is actually pretty fun
Mostly agree, but eggs on ketchup is nasty.
Or ketchup on eggs. You know, whichever.
I get pretty pissed off when I have no catsup to put on my eggs.
That one hit close to home with me.
Maybe a little too close
I drank poppers once. Didn't work out too well.
Bradley, why am I not surprised?
#4, not funny.
the soothing video is amazing
I think I'm going to get a beer right now.
TRUE TRUE TRUE TRUE TRUE
fuck yea Manny and Olga sucks!
poppers are kind of delicious though
the hair in that video is amazing.
the women walking out of the water in neon colored swimsuits looked hammered.
wow I really wish I was watching Alive. It used to be (and still is one of) my favorite movies, but I think I left the VHS at my parents house...
DRINKING POPPERS!!!! HAHAHAHA!