As always, send in your weird, interesting, funny, harrowing, and heartwarming stories about living in this gem of a town to Lord Jason and Evan Keeling at talesfromthedistrict@gmail.com so they can turn them into the funny papers.
Previously on Tales From The Disctrict:
Crips Say The Darndest Things
Johnny Knoxville Was My Wingman
How Not To Pick Up The Beautiful Babies
I Did Not Order This With My Happy Meal
The Escalator Bet
I Haggled With a Mugger
The Crappiest Baptism
That’s Jovi-Licious!
The Christmas Pants Proposal
More from Evan: http://www.dcconspiracy.com
