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Brightest Young Things


Go to our new inaugural site for all the info:
http://www.bytinuaugral.com

but most importantly, but tickets before it sells out:
http://www.ticketalternative.com/Events/3251.aspx

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You asked for change.
We're giving you a reckoning.

Where: Bohemian Caverns/LIV nightclub
2001 11th St NW

When: Tuesday, January 20th, 2009, 9:30AM-4AM

Yes, we're talking an all day event here. While the rest of the free world freezes their asses off you can come early to hang out all warm and toasty for inaugural viewing, food, fun, games, happiness, general merriment, and much rejoicing. Then stick around till 5pm when your emcee Tig Notaro from The Sarah Silverman Program kicks off a non-stop live performances extravaganza with:

WALE! (ZOMG for realz!)

TEAM FACELIFT! (ridiculous NYC party band)

TEAM ROBESPIERRE! (um, lots of synths and awesome)

MATHEMATICIANS! (Devo meets Beastie Boys)

FATBACK DJs! (cuddle)

ART OF JUNK! (go go sensation)

TRUE WOMANHOOD! (Thurston Moore likes them)

THE LOVE LANGUAGE! (swoonable southerners)

LAUGHING MAN! (electroclash Isley Bros)

MIXTAPE DJs! (Hot/Gay)

WILL MARFORI! (Lee High School Class President)

FFFEVER! (Their girlfriend works for BYT)

PLUS (running out of breath):

Inauguration viewing party!

Colt 45 drinking games!

Lizzie Furr and other Burlesque Acts!

Photoshoots!

Unicorns! (actually maybe not they're really expensive)

Balloon Animals!

Food!

Awkwardly Long Hugs!

Cale's Birthday!

Other things we're still working on and secret surprise guests!

God Bless America. God Help Us All.

Click Here to Buy Tickets

Here's how it works:

Fixed price, all-day home base classic inaugural day pass spectacular with souvenir white 2k9 glitter wristband.

 

Come and go as you please, from 9:30am to whenever the hell the next morning. (Literally. We can stay open all night THANK YOU DC GOV'T) (Except not you Jim Graham you suck.)

LIMITED AVAILABILITY: Special discounted food package available, take advantage of Bohemian's insane gourmet, boozehound

Bag and coat check will be open ALL DAY for those of you tempting your fate down at The Mall. Check your bags, jump on the Green Line, head down to The Mall to wait in line, and then when you're done waiting in line, come back and throw down with us.

Get it? Now get in there.

Bohemian Caverns

Tuesday, January 20th, 2009

9:30am until 4:00am

21 and over (sorry!)

$20 presale, $25 at the door

LIMITED AVAILABILITY: $33 add-on meal package gets you a discount on brunch and dinner being served at Bohemian Caverns that day - includes pop soda and juice

Bohemian Caverns is at 2001 11th St NW, directly on the corner of 11th and U St NW, 1 block from the U Street/African-American Civil War Memorial/Cardozo stop on the Green Line (and by "Green Line" we mean "the metro line that goes to the Mall".)

 

 

Previously in Misc/Awesome:

God loves a cheerful giver.

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3 years ago chad said

do you mean Sinbad the comic? or Sinbad the pirate? 'cause if you're planning a marathon of Sinbad pirate movies i just might be all over that.

on the other hand, if you just played Good Burger over and over again all night, i could also get behind that.

3 years ago Denman said

I second the Good Burger marathon!

3 years ago pedro said

Uh you know Sinbad will be kinda busy that night right?
As well as every subsequent night from now on:
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But I and my free hugs will be there. Hi5s half off!

3 years ago Clown Prince said

Defintly gonna be there, all day long and if I'm not mistaken until at least 5 am. Uh doy.

3 years ago p said

the scene in Good Burger in the sanitarium with George Clinton is life changing.

3 years ago Brandon said

as long as "whatsoever" is "in store" gets me as good as laid or as bad as drinking tequila in a corner by myself being cynical about the philosophy of dancing...............and actually I'm secretly willing to settle for less...in other words "ill be there" with my song..

3 years ago TheMadHatter said

Easily the best band playing this year: The Love Language, watch them their roots stretch to the great state of NC.

3 years ago Ken Christensen said

Everyone should go to the warehouse aka loft. Moodymann, Doug Smith legendary resident of RED, LawnChair Generals, ECB, Plus many many other guests. This is gonna be where its at!!

3 years ago Svetlana said

No Ken, THIS is where its going to be at.

3 years ago Laughing said

I thought leaving your home at all during Inauguration Week was for amateurs. I don't want to get crushed to death on Metro by a group of "Moms for Obama" from Pennsohiogan or Deljersey.

3 years ago Buster said

Is Wale REALLY going to be there? What time is he performing? This could rule

3 years ago Svetlana said

No, we're lying - OF COURSE he is going to be there.
as we said-set times to come SOON.

3 years ago Jason Bond said

Yes - WALE is booked, confirmed, deposited, Escalade transport has been arranged, liquor being bought, entourage is en route, expect some full on block rocking. This is not a drill.

3 years ago Jason Bond said

@Buster: Yes, this could rule, my friend. This could rule.

3 years ago Michael said

Is this wale like a rap guy or something?

3 years ago theman..who?? the man said

forget wale. see love language and you will forget about him.

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