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The end is nigh issue today….
- Your right to bare ass is in danger: Flint (Michigan) cops crack down on sagging pants. Because, you know, there is nothing else left to crack down on.
- After a long ailing period, The Constitution dies today
- 20 Healthiest foods under 1 dollar. And no, value menu fries are not on there
- Want to have more than a dollar to spend on food? Why public toilets should PAY YOU
- DIY of the day: Homemade sex toys. With a handy disclaimer attached: If by any chance you’re actually considering making these sex toys, please consult your doctor, a priest and/or a loved one first.
- The fact that this is news being almost the final sign of the apocalypse: Amy Winehouse is reportedly addicted to her newly acquired sun-bed, spending more than an hour a day tanning to “to get rid of scabs”.
- And just as you think this could not get any worse we bring you….Video of the Day: 3 Matthew McConaugheys and a baby
Reg: Saggy Pants
That is the dumbest fucking thing I have ever heard of. Way to use tax dollars Michigan.
July 10, 2008 at 12:04 pmEbel - I won’t comment on whether it’s dumb or not (I mean the look itself is fucking retarded and cop friends of mine love the baggy pants because they tend to fall down while crooks are running, plus it’s hard to aim a 9mm while running and trying to hold up your pants with one hand), but how is it wasting tax dollars? It costs nothing. You see someone, you pull over, you issue a ticket.
July 10, 2008 at 12:19 pm
i like that it’s a certain Chief Dicks who is responsible for the crack down on saggy pants. Who could take him seriously? no one.
July 10, 2008 at 11:54 am