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So we all think we know what we're talking about:

Hipsters are the friends who sneer when you cop to liking Coldplay. They're the people who wear T-shirts silk-screened with quotes from movies you've never heard of and the only ones in America who still think Pabst Blue Ribbon is a good beer. They sport cowboy hats and berets and think Kanye West stole their sunglasses. Everything about them is exactingly constructed to give off the vibe that they just don't care... (zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz)

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  • Totally not Ukrainian. Totally not a Timbaland fan. Totally a (smug) hipster.

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  • West vs. East Coast hipster photo nostalgia

A walk down hipster backlash memory lane:

And don't forget, one day, everyone (sort of) grows up:

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Previously in Misc/Awesome:

God loves a cheerful giver.

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2 years ago pedro said

remember when we weren't allowed to say h*pster on this site

2 years ago Svetlana said

other people, not me. i can say it as much as i want to, if i want to.

2 years ago j said

i feel empowered by not being a hipster.

2 years ago Michael said

What if you only like one song by Coldplay? Also I have a cowboy hat and am not a hipster and will kick anyone in the Spirochaete who says I am.

2 years ago Maria said

Too old to be a hipster? Aspire to be a "yupster" . . . .

2 years ago Svetlana said

Maria, that is exactly where that "grizzly bear" onesie link is leading you to

2 years ago pedro said

anyone who isn't using 'alt' by now is being hopelessly overt

2 years ago Svetlana said

actually, anyone who IS using "alt" by now IS hopelessly overt

2 years ago eddie said

overt the top, maybe

2 years ago Sean Meyer said

If you name your bike and rock a stache, that is one thing. But when you become a vegetarian just be one, that is when you are fucking worthless. And this whole Wolf Kid thing has got to go.

2 years ago BrzlnQT said

Hippies, Punks, Alternative, Hipsters.. of all of them I think the RAVERS had the best attitude and drugs!! PLUR!face-smile

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