Truth and (bleak) consequences edition:
- Consumerism at its worst: Worker dies at Long Island Wal-Mart after being trampled in Black Friday stampede. The sales, however, MUST go on.
- Adult swim: Following Hallowed Nerd Tradition, Michael Phelps Dates Asian Chick. They met while she was his waitress in Vegas. SO MANY things I want to say, and so many things I am restraining myself from saying.
- Whitney and Bobby are back together. This actually makes the previous two stories seem a little less disasterous by comparison.
- Newlywed couple, who are both abstinence teachers, kiss for the first time. Mouth spreay WAS involved.Sex Ed teacher to join them on their honeymoon
- Enough is enough: An eight-year-old US boy accused of murdering his father and a family friend kept a tally of his parents’ smackings, vowing that the 1,000th time would be the last.
I felt it would fit better at the end to retrieve back a little bit of your soul after it got lost in all the dismal news of today.
December 1, 2008 at 9:10 am“Melody had taken a seven-year vow not to date until June 2007″
She sounds awesome.
December 1, 2008 at 9:11 amBy ‘Mr. Announcer’ I meant the guy speaking in the commercial, not you.
December 1, 2008 at 9:28 ami had the scramble van and stunt cycle..
really nice banners in the commercial. looks like they were written by a 6 year old.
Also, in other Michael Phelps news: God Bless Anderson Cooper.
December 1, 2008 at 12:57 pmThis is all sad news indeed.
On slightly brighter side, both Cale & eddie seem to fancy Phelps a bit. A rivalry of sorts. While Phelps himself scarcely knows the pair of them asses lives in existence. Mildly amusing, really.
December 1, 2008 at 2:23 pmso strange.
December 1, 2008 at 2:50 pmmichael phelps is a premature ejaculator. i have sworn affidavits.
December 1, 2008 at 5:43 pm
I love the last commercial…
“He’s the only rider to do so many stunts! Mid air summer saults! Wheelies! uh… ride straight…”
should have started with that one Mr. Announcer!
December 1, 2008 at 9:03 am