….where we rip off the best of the internet and present it to you as a precious gift-post, topped with a bow we bought pre-tied from CVS and attached with an adhesive strip, ready to go and be consumed with your first coffee/tea/quickie of the day. Voila! Morning magic! On rotation.
- MTV remaking Rocky Horror! That’s fucked.
- 5 year old escapes from day care, buys snacks, walks to Hooters. Seriously.
- An Impossible Challenge? BRING IT ON. (You can even do it at your desk)
- Screech is writing a tell-all memoir about his time on Saved by the Bell. Read an excerpt!

- Do you suck on the phone? Does the person you’re calling suck on the phone? Now you can avoid conversation all together and dial direct to their voicemail.
- Now “the gays” have their own car blog! Stick Shift!
- China already cheating in the Olympics.
- Bert & Ernie spit some rhymes:


Those wacky Gays. What will they think of next? Ai caramba!
July 28, 2008 at 9:19 am