Making your Friday less Steve Urkel and more Stefan Urquelle. TGIF!
- Want to make the next presidential debate waaay more fun? Order a Barack Obama sex toy! I know you totally want “that one”.
- Hey, American Heroes! That awkward heavy breathing you hear when having phone sex with your loyal significant other who has waited for years during your several deployments? Oh, that’s just the NSA making sure you aren’t a traitor. Mystery solved!
- Naughty by Nature reunites for a new album making it ok once again to be down with OPP.
- McDonalds hates gays and Sean Hannity hates Jews!
- A super painkiller may have been invented that is 8x stronger than Morphine. Oxycotton addicts would rejoice, if only they were only lucid enough to read left to right.
- Celebrities have the stupidest tattoos.
- Sarah Palin’s high school report card? She’s academically just like us (Us Magazine readers that is)!
- Russia pretty much owns Iceland now
- Wondering when you should start having sex, but don’t know who to ask? Jill and Willy can help.
- Alec Baldwin has a new book out! Subject: parental alienation and the sexism inherent in divorce laws. I’m sure it’s institutions and not his own actions that has caused any sort of alienation with his daughter.
I can’t believe I just listened to that entire book.
October 10, 2008 at 9:58 am