….where we rip off the best of the internet and present it to you as a precious gift-post, topped with a bow we bought pre-tied from CVS and attached with an adhesive strip, ready to go and be consumed with your first coffee/tea/quickie of the day. Voila! Morning magic! On rotation.
- What?! There's a deadly new knife with an exploding tip that freezes victims' organs?
Wasted British dude tries to open plane door at 50,000 feet. Air rage!
- Killer photo of the Mars surface
- ...but not as creepy as this

- HOWEVER NOT AS TOTALLY CREEPY, WRONG, AND THEN WORSE as this Sometimes Internet DOES BLOW MY MIND. (vaguely NSFW, this one)
- Which brings us to the video of the day. The Dark Knight is here it is time to pick your favorites: Jack and Heath Face OFF in:
Previously in Misc/Awesome:
- 12/28: Terrible Boyfriend/ Girlfriend Generator.
- 12/1: The John Waters Advent Calendar-it starts today
- 11/28: It Chooses You: All I Want for Christmas is Everything from Miranda July's Pop-Up Shop
- 11/3: Things I'd Move to Minnesota For
- 9/6: PHOTOS: Maloof $$ Money Cup
- 9/2: PHOTOS: Chantilly Model Train Show
- 9/1: Libby's List: 5 Things I Want Right Now...
- 8/22: PHOTOS: Best Friends Day
- 8/10: PHOTOS: Lawn Mover Racing, Eastern Seaboard Regionals @ Bowles Farm
- 7/26: Special List: Things the BYGays Want Now That We Can Marry In DC (and NY!)
God loves a cheerful giver.

Vaguely NSFW? Vaguely? Maybe if you work for Evil Angel productions it would be vaguely NSFW. I mean I even cringed and I MSpaint lactating titties on the Texass flag.
Not to mention it was gross. And I'm pretty pervy.
I just wanted everyone to suffer through what I had to watch (goddamn digg videos) at 6 am today.
svet, that was just wrong. i mean, it's no 'two girls, one cup', but wrong, nonetheless. it did make me hungry, though.
see you at cake love
just dont watch the cake farts
dont.
please.
wow....just...wow....stunned. horrified, in fact.
That is some funny shit