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Brightest Young Things


….where we rip off the best of the internet and present it to you as a precious gift-post, topped with a bow we bought pre-tied from CVS and attached with an adhesive strip, ready to go and be consumed with your first coffee/tea/quickie of the day. Voila! Morning magic! On rotation.

  • What?! There's a deadly new knife with an exploding tip that freezes victims' organs?
Wasted British dude tries to open plane door at 50,000 feet. Air rage!

  • HOWEVER NOT AS TOTALLY CREEPY, WRONG, AND THEN WORSE as this Sometimes Internet DOES BLOW MY MIND. (vaguely NSFW, this one)

  • Which brings us to the video of the day. The Dark Knight is here it is time to pick your favorites: Jack and Heath Face OFF in:

Previously in Misc/Awesome:

God loves a cheerful giver.

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4 years ago Michael said

Vaguely NSFW? Vaguely? Maybe if you work for Evil Angel productions it would be vaguely NSFW. I mean I even cringed and I MSpaint lactating titties on the Texass flag.

Not to mention it was gross. And I'm pretty pervy.

4 years ago Svetlana said

I just wanted everyone to suffer through what I had to watch (goddamn digg videos) at 6 am today.

4 years ago eddie said

svet, that was just wrong. i mean, it's no 'two girls, one cup', but wrong, nonetheless. it did make me hungry, though.

see you at cake love

4 years ago justdontdoit said

just dont watch the cake farts

dont.

please.

4 years ago nosuch said

wow....just...wow....stunned. horrified, in fact.

4 years ago Sexy Fitsum said

That is some funny shit

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