….where we rip off the best of the internet and present it to you as a precious gift-post, topped with a bow we bought pre-tied from CVS and attached with an adhesive strip, ready to go and be consumed with your first coffee/tea/quickie of the day. Voila! Morning magic! On rotation.
- What?! There’s a deadly new knife with an exploding tip that freezes victims’ organs?
- Wasted British dude tries to open plane door at 50,000 feet. Air rage!
- Killer photo of the Mars surface
- …but not as creepy as this
- HOWEVER NOT AS TOTALLY CREEPY, WRONG, AND THEN WORSE as this Sometimes Internet DOES BLOW MY MIND. (vaguely NSFW, this one)
- Which brings us to the video of the day. The Dark Knight is here it is time to pick your favorites: Jack and Heath Face OFF in:
I just wanted everyone to suffer through what I had to watch (goddamn digg videos) at 6 am today.
July 18, 2008 at 10:04 amsvet, that was just wrong. i mean, it’s no ‘two girls, one cup’, but wrong, nonetheless. it did make me hungry, though.
see you at cake love
July 18, 2008 at 10:22 amjust dont watch the cake farts
dont.
please.
July 18, 2008 at 10:26 amwow….just…wow….stunned. horrified, in fact.
July 18, 2008 at 7:45 pmThat is some funny shit
July 19, 2008 at 12:28 pm
Vaguely NSFW? Vaguely? Maybe if you work for Evil Angel productions it would be vaguely NSFW. I mean I even cringed and I MSpaint lactating titties on the Texass flag.
Not to mention it was gross. And I’m pretty pervy.
July 18, 2008 at 9:12 am