Good morning and happy Thursday, everyone! Libby is partying in Austin, so once again I'm your trusty internetz guide. Let's boogie!

• This American Infographic.

• Fifty-one discs. Two hundred two episodes. Innumerable roundhouses.

• If there is anything that can withstand Godzilla haiku, it's a pair of motherfucking LAZER TITS.

• Pittsburgh is one my favorite cities. Here's a reason why.

• "I'm Travis. I'm a 28-year-old graphic designer from Boston. On March 4th, Jose Canseco tweeted that anyone could spend a day doing anything they want with him for $1,000. I will gladly pay $1,000 to fight him."

• Spineless creature lives forever.

• Alpacas, on other hand,  live like there's no tomorrow.

• What would be an appropriate foodstuff for a Bill Gates likeness?

• Like booze but hate getting fat? Have I got a solution for you!

• Is Ben Folds the Chat Roulette Piano Man?

• Number of escort services and McDonald’s restaurants, respectively, in Washington, D.C.: 26, 23

• Every issue of SPIN now available via Google books.

• Ok, I know I'm a nerd, but none of these quite apply.

• In the age-old battle, Cadbury Creme Eggs are the clear victor.

Previously in Misc/Awesome:

• 12/28: Terrible Boyfriend/ Girlfriend Generator.
• 12/1: The John Waters Advent Calendar-it starts today
• 11/28: It Chooses You: All I Want for Christmas is Everything from Miranda July's Pop-Up Shop
• 11/3: Things I'd Move to Minnesota For
• 9/6: PHOTOS: Maloof $$ Money Cup
• 9/2: PHOTOS: Chantilly Model Train Show
• 9/1: Libby's List: 5 Things I Want Right Now...
• 8/22: PHOTOS: Best Friends Day
• 8/10: PHOTOS: Lawn Mover Racing, Eastern Seaboard Regionals @ Bowles Farm
• 7/26: Special List: Things the BYGays Want Now That We Can Marry In DC (and NY!)