Brightest Young Things

• A phantom masturbator has been "terrorizing" the University of Hawaii classrooms with his totally hot bod and sexual compulsion.

• Washington, DC is a special town where you can kidnap wild squirrels and dress them up like gay wads and then get in a national publication.

• Try putting you name in urban Dictionary- Libby has multiple definitions: scapegoat, pretty/ popular girl, and ass-to-mouth sex. You learn something new everyday!

• The rich history of sexual espionage from Foreign Policy.

• Adderall kills skittens!

• Awesome hyper-realist body painting by DC artist freaks me out.

• This Norwegian paratrooper dog pony is a total G.

• Babies dressed up as masters of genocide works for me!

• Terry Richardson likes to make tampon tea.

• German prison cells don't look that bad to me.

• Meet Rusty McMann, a chubby middle aged ginger call bear ready to fulfill all your sexual desires.

• Racial slur development not keeping pace with mixed-race birth rate.

• Live next to Arizonans? NO THANK YOU.

• How quaint! Artist Jeremy Dean reinterprets the Hummer (R.I.P)

• Cute Pony kicks himself off the bed.

• This man is the king of the vikings.

• JK! This is him!

• Radical Islam. Shred.

• A Super sexy tribute to Corey Haim

Previously in Misc/Awesome:

• 12/28: Terrible Boyfriend/ Girlfriend Generator.
• 12/1: The John Waters Advent Calendar-it starts today
• 11/28: It Chooses You: All I Want for Christmas is Everything from Miranda July's Pop-Up Shop
• 11/3: Things I'd Move to Minnesota For
• 9/6: PHOTOS: Maloof $$ Money Cup
• 9/2: PHOTOS: Chantilly Model Train Show
• 9/1: Libby's List: 5 Things I Want Right Now...
• 8/22: PHOTOS: Best Friends Day
• 8/10: PHOTOS: Lawn Mover Racing, Eastern Seaboard Regionals @ Bowles Farm
• 7/26: Special List: Things the BYGays Want Now That We Can Marry In DC (and NY!)