Brightest Young Things

• Gavin McInnes takes on the American Mustache Institute for discriminating against him for his hideous deformity.

• Smashing Pumpkins needs a bassist.

• 5 people who changed the world from inside prison

• Cheeseburger and Taco Night Flavored Pringles are being recalled before I even get to try them.

• Nicolas Sarkozy and Carla Bruni aren't denying rumors of their extramarital affairs with pop stars and environmental crusading karate enthusiasts.

• Florida is disgusting.

• Frat boys wrap pledge in toilet paper and set him on fire.

• The cocaine is making Lindsay Lohan paranoid as she files frivolous lawsuits- this one is against E*Trade and is so dumb I want to kick something.

• I love Gizmo

• Does this turn anyone else on?

• So did anyone see the Hurt Locker?

Previously in Misc/Awesome:

• 12/28: Terrible Boyfriend/ Girlfriend Generator.
• 12/1: The John Waters Advent Calendar-it starts today
• 11/28: It Chooses You: All I Want for Christmas is Everything from Miranda July's Pop-Up Shop
• 11/3: Things I'd Move to Minnesota For
• 9/6: PHOTOS: Maloof $$ Money Cup
• 9/2: PHOTOS: Chantilly Model Train Show
• 9/1: Libby's List: 5 Things I Want Right Now...
• 8/22: PHOTOS: Best Friends Day
• 8/10: PHOTOS: Lawn Mover Racing, Eastern Seaboard Regionals @ Bowles Farm
• 7/26: Special List: Things the BYGays Want Now That We Can Marry In DC (and NY!)