Brightest Young Things

• Divorce makes people do things like this

• I mean, I don't talk on my cell phone during movies but I would stab you in the neck with a meat thermometer if you told me I was drinking my hi-C fruit punch too loudly.

• The Godfather, quoted in graphic form.

• GIVE THIS GUY A CHEESEBURGER GOD DAMN IT!

• Don't mess with my bagel and lox.

• ELI ROTH AND PEACHES GELDOF ARE DATING?!?!?!?

• This pop culture spelling bee is pretty hard, Montessori kids- don't even try.

• This baby woolly mammoth is cuter than a fat german kid with ice cream smeared all over its face.

• I would have played so much tag if I grew up near this weird Siberian island fort.

• If Randy Savage and I had children, they would have to go to an alternative school.

• Well, obviously Germans still practice ritual sexual abuse with Legos on their children.

• I love Doritos.

• How did I miss the Doritos Viral Video Open Call Press Release?

Previously in Misc/Awesome:

• 12/28: Terrible Boyfriend/ Girlfriend Generator.
• 12/1: The John Waters Advent Calendar-it starts today
• 11/28: It Chooses You: All I Want for Christmas is Everything from Miranda July's Pop-Up Shop
• 11/3: Things I'd Move to Minnesota For
• 9/6: PHOTOS: Maloof $$ Money Cup
• 9/2: PHOTOS: Chantilly Model Train Show
• 9/1: Libby's List: 5 Things I Want Right Now...
• 8/22: PHOTOS: Best Friends Day
• 8/10: PHOTOS: Lawn Mover Racing, Eastern Seaboard Regionals @ Bowles Farm
• 7/26: Special List: Things the BYGays Want Now That We Can Marry In DC (and NY!)