Brightest Young Things

• Download NWA's Staight Outta Compton: with everything edited out but the swear words.

• I told you Vampire Weekend was gay

• History lesson: at the turn of the century cigarettes were marketed toward women as "torches of freedom". Using Freud's theory:  cigarette = a penis and penis= symbol of male power and all women had penis envy. Using this vein of thought, the French   French have come up with an ingenious anti-smoking campaign that involves themes of freedom, slavery, classism and male power.

• If I made a nerd merit badge it would have something to do with explosives, ice cream sandwiches and chest hair.

• Check out Pete Wentz's super lame clothing line and buy some Fall Out Boy Yoga Pants!

• What's next: heroin gum?

• I would totally take LSD and go scuba diving with Fidel Castro

• What do you get when you cross the mind of a 10 year-old with the resources of a man-child? A snow beer hut. Pssst: They're all single, ladeis!

• Nigerian Cinema is insane! (NSFW)

• RAAANDY starts beef with every rapper alive

• Mom: You've Been a Very Good Girl

Child: Not That good......

• Can you imagine the kind of camel this has got going on in the front?

• Oh man, I would abort a fetus to be accepted into this social circle.

Previously in Misc/Awesome:

• 12/28: Terrible Boyfriend/ Girlfriend Generator.
• 12/1: The John Waters Advent Calendar-it starts today
• 11/28: It Chooses You: All I Want for Christmas is Everything from Miranda July's Pop-Up Shop
• 11/3: Things I'd Move to Minnesota For
• 9/6: PHOTOS: Maloof $$ Money Cup
• 9/2: PHOTOS: Chantilly Model Train Show
• 9/1: Libby's List: 5 Things I Want Right Now...
• 8/22: PHOTOS: Best Friends Day
• 8/10: PHOTOS: Lawn Mover Racing, Eastern Seaboard Regionals @ Bowles Farm
• 7/26: Special List: Things the BYGays Want Now That We Can Marry In DC (and NY!)