Brightest Young Things

Goals for the day: Practice my multiplication tables, snuggle with my hippo and operate alien weaponry.

• Snowpocalypse turns all Safeways into the Soviet Safeway.

• Liam Gallagher has a new band: "No it's not Oasis, that was a shit name anyway"

• Multimillionaire pharmaceutical executive murders her autistic son in posh hotel room.

• Why the classic New York accent is fading away.....

• It's astonishing how you can build a sitcom around a preteen robot and fail.

• Mens Magazines are highly unoriginal.

• Pony + Cheese Fries = bliss.

• This is the equivallent of having an art history minor

• In high school I used to perform this song on my porch for the general public- dead sober.

DON'T SMOKE YOU GUYS

Previously in Misc/Awesome:

• 12/28: Terrible Boyfriend/ Girlfriend Generator.
• 12/1: The John Waters Advent Calendar-it starts today
• 11/28: It Chooses You: All I Want for Christmas is Everything from Miranda July's Pop-Up Shop
• 11/3: Things I'd Move to Minnesota For
• 9/6: PHOTOS: Maloof $$ Money Cup
• 9/2: PHOTOS: Chantilly Model Train Show
• 9/1: Libby's List: 5 Things I Want Right Now...
• 8/22: PHOTOS: Best Friends Day
• 8/10: PHOTOS: Lawn Mover Racing, Eastern Seaboard Regionals @ Bowles Farm
• 7/26: Special List: Things the BYGays Want Now That We Can Marry In DC (and NY!)