Brightest Young Things

Goals for the day: buy all of the No Fear t-shirts on ebay, find a copy of that John Edwards SeXXX tape and eat some seaweed salad.

• DC local makes it too easy for his evil girlfriend to bust him on facebook

• Dustin Diamond's memoirs are looking delicious

• Sloppy makeup tutorials from Courtney Love!

• The Science Channel refuses to dumb down it's programming any further

• Brittany Murphy's widower is creepy

• How to get over the crippling social anxiety you experience when around Asians.

• Look at how unhappy these hipsters are in their understated and chic homes

• The Black Eyed Peas sued for plagiarism

• Well the ipad came out yesterday...

• Jesus Loves You, and saltines.

• I wish all ATMs had a pony helper to make it worth surcharges.

• It's pretty easy to recover after this when you're lip synching to an Eiffel 65 rip off track

• God job skitten

Previously in Misc/Awesome:

• 12/28: Terrible Boyfriend/ Girlfriend Generator.
• 12/1: The John Waters Advent Calendar-it starts today
• 11/28: It Chooses You: All I Want for Christmas is Everything from Miranda July's Pop-Up Shop
• 11/3: Things I'd Move to Minnesota For
• 9/6: PHOTOS: Maloof $$ Money Cup
• 9/2: PHOTOS: Chantilly Model Train Show
• 9/1: Libby's List: 5 Things I Want Right Now...
• 8/22: PHOTOS: Best Friends Day
• 8/10: PHOTOS: Lawn Mover Racing, Eastern Seaboard Regionals @ Bowles Farm
• 7/26: Special List: Things the BYGays Want Now That We Can Marry In DC (and NY!)