Goals for the day: Listen to Soundgarden so loud whiling running several miles (half done), find an authentic stolen Egyptian mummy for my house warming party and get politely drunk while watching the State of The Union. Ambitious?!?!?!
- Pigs have orgasms that last 30 minutes
- Whoever decided to interview these celebrity mistresses and hookers is a total genius (NSFW)
- No D&D in prison is cruel and unusual punishment... for losers.
- The Pi Phi Sorority dress code (which I'm sure is a 2nd tier fraternities) vs. The Flavorwire Hipster dress code
- Don't worry guys, Magnum is on it!
- You cannot bring beetles through customs, even if they are jewel encrusted.
- Are you a Neo-Nazi looking for a like minded partner? Well the stage mother of Prussian Blue, the white power version of the Olsen Twins, is here to help!
- RICKY IS DIRTY
- Chain link fences in backyards are so depressing
Previously in Misc/Awesome:
- 12/28: Terrible Boyfriend/ Girlfriend Generator.
- 12/1: The John Waters Advent Calendar-it starts today
- 11/28: It Chooses You: All I Want for Christmas is Everything from Miranda July's Pop-Up Shop
- 11/3: Things I'd Move to Minnesota For
- 9/6: PHOTOS: Maloof $$ Money Cup
- 9/2: PHOTOS: Chantilly Model Train Show
- 9/1: Libby's List: 5 Things I Want Right Now...
- 8/22: PHOTOS: Best Friends Day
- 8/10: PHOTOS: Lawn Mover Racing, Eastern Seaboard Regionals @ Bowles Farm
- 7/26: Special List: Things the BYGays Want Now That We Can Marry In DC (and NY!)
God loves a cheerful giver.
a job particularly well done today, libby. we obviously need to interview the prussian blue twins.
without their mother present
Pigs also have a penis shaped like a corkscrew. I saw a woman hump one once in a porno.
That fella with the red hair seems like he'd be fun to hang out with.
Ricky is not normal and probably going to hell
http://www.nytimes.com/2010/01/22/arts/design/22winter.html?8ur=&emc=ura1&nl=