Goals for the day: Listen to Soundgarden so loud whiling running several miles (half done), find an authentic stolen Egyptian mummy for my house warming party and get politely drunk while watching the State of The Union. Ambitious?!?!?!
- Pigs have orgasms that last 30 minutes
- Whoever decided to interview these celebrity mistresses and hookers is a total genius (NSFW)
- No D&D in prison is cruel and unusual punishment… for losers.
- The Pi Phi Sorority dress code (which I’m sure is a 2nd tier fraternities) vs. The Flavorwire Hipster dress code
- Don’t worry guys, Magnum is on it!
- You cannot bring beetles through customs, even if they are jewel encrusted.
- Are you a Neo-Nazi looking for a like minded partner? Well the stage mother of Prussian Blue, the white power version of the Olsen Twins, is here to help!
- RICKY IS DIRTY
- Chain link fences in backyards are so depressing
without their mother present
January 27, 2010 at 8:13 amPigs also have a penis shaped like a corkscrew. I saw a woman hump one once in a porno.
January 27, 2010 at 9:36 amThat fella with the red hair seems like he’d be fun to hang out with.
Ricky is not normal and probably going to hell
January 27, 2010 at 12:15 pmhttp://www.nytimes.com/2010/01/22/arts/design/22winter.html?8ur=&emc=ura1&nl=
January 27, 2010 at 2:52 pm
a job particularly well done today, libby. we obviously need to interview the prussian blue twins.
January 27, 2010 at 8:12 am