• Learn about the thousands of packs of stray ponies roaming Moscow’s streets.

• Like a bull in a china shop: woman falls at the Met and rips a Picasso

• Nancy Kerrigan’s brother kills her father in an alcoholic rage pretty much

• The rules for calling in sick

• The only animal that is  not a pony is a panda- good riddance Tai Shan

• The only cool girl in the BBC was Claudia

• A performance artist nabs a spot on VH1

• Harvey Weinstein gives it to Errol Morris

• Are they really going to exhume Leonardo di Vinci?

• Please god, if I ask you one thing today, please have Mike Judge make a pilot of this:

• It’s like the cameraman at the Golde Globes read my Rise & Shine: Brendan Fraser and Fraiser Crane Told Me So.

• This is so extreme

Which do you prefer?

or…..