Brightest Young Things

What's the best way to spend your MLK day? Eating processed cheese, wearing metal tees and going to book club unprepared.

• The next Haitian Revolution to be fought between Voodoo priests and Scientologists

• The only celebrities in Jay Leno's corner are Paul Reiser and Jerry Seinfeld. That's almost as bad as the celeb lineup at  Bush's second inaugural ball featuring Tommy Lasorda and Jonathan Lipnicki (little boy from Jerry Maguire).

• Lifetime movie or Megadeath song?

• Please to god tell me that there are really diamond oceans on Neptune

• Download Andy Warhol's lost tv show

• Internet philosopher Jason Lanier (who looks like he could be the lead singer of a Korn cover band) has second thoughts about teh netz, digital Maoism and drive-by anonymity.

• Seven classic movie moments that were improv

• Will a human bed warmer will also give you an HJ? And can you choose them based on race/gender/age?

• The 10 hottest male Disney characters

• Everyone knows that you punch a shark in the gills or eye balls NOT THE NOSE

• The greatest blipsters in hipster history

• When I get married, I will have video art at my reception- and this person will have complete artistic control:

• Who wants to have a good cry to a 60 Minutes piece about Samoan football players??

• What English sounds like to foreigners

• Good Pony!

Previously in Misc/Awesome:

• 12/28: Terrible Boyfriend/ Girlfriend Generator.
• 12/1: The John Waters Advent Calendar-it starts today
• 11/28: It Chooses You: All I Want for Christmas is Everything from Miranda July's Pop-Up Shop
• 11/3: Things I'd Move to Minnesota For
• 9/6: PHOTOS: Maloof $$ Money Cup
• 9/2: PHOTOS: Chantilly Model Train Show
• 9/1: Libby's List: 5 Things I Want Right Now...
• 8/22: PHOTOS: Best Friends Day
• 8/10: PHOTOS: Lawn Mover Racing, Eastern Seaboard Regionals @ Bowles Farm
• 7/26: Special List: Things the BYGays Want Now That We Can Marry In DC (and NY!)