Brightest Young Things

• Lusha the chimpanzee outperforms 94% of Russian Investment bankers

• The Montana Meth Project is totally working on me

• This link is so gross I don't even want to make the obvious bestiality joke.

• This is the end of the Internet

• Who hasn't gotten hit on by John Edwards

• There's nothing like a good Ampersand... zzzzzzzzz....

• Why do people find God: for sex and stress relief. Speaking of, who doesn't love a good cult!

• I would sell half of my animal jewelry for tickets to see the Pee Wee Herman Show

• Richard Nixon might be a better art critic than Clement Greenberg

• Oh Ice!

• How much PCP is this guy on? More or less than James Brown on a typical day?

• This is a totally legitimate question

• Swear to God I saw some chick who looked just like Snookie while touring an apartment today, she was talking about "sick ATL remixes" and pay stubs from "her club"

• I feel like this metal band is used by god to strengthen me too young squire

Previously in Misc/Awesome:

• 12/28: Terrible Boyfriend/ Girlfriend Generator.
• 12/1: The John Waters Advent Calendar-it starts today
• 11/28: It Chooses You: All I Want for Christmas is Everything from Miranda July's Pop-Up Shop
• 11/3: Things I'd Move to Minnesota For
• 9/6: PHOTOS: Maloof $$ Money Cup
• 9/2: PHOTOS: Chantilly Model Train Show
• 9/1: Libby's List: 5 Things I Want Right Now...
• 8/22: PHOTOS: Best Friends Day
• 8/10: PHOTOS: Lawn Mover Racing, Eastern Seaboard Regionals @ Bowles Farm
• 7/26: Special List: Things the BYGays Want Now That We Can Marry In DC (and NY!)