- Unfortunately Carnival Cruiseline has banned “cougar/cub” themed cruises before FOX could make us an amazing reality television show.
- I feel like Snoop Dogg mad a mistake signing his cousin Mac Shawn 100, but please tell me if I’m wrong.
- The lure of dating an ex lesbian, thank you Details magazine.
- The crazy mixed up love life of a performance artist and a burlesque dancer
- The all sperm, all egg, all lip gloss and other extremely disgusting diets
- Wait, does cocaine make you smarter? You certainly think so when you’re on it.
- A stripper with a prosthetic leg
- “If you’re 25 years old and unmarried, you’re a Menace 2 Society”
- What if you found out that you were the product of a forced drug-fueled orgy with CHARLES MANSON.
- All I want to do is smash these mailboxes with a jr. size baseball bat they give you for free on bat day.
- I don’t understand why this designer made these decisions and also why he refuses to vacuum his carpeting.

- This looks like a super fun sport for the whole family

- Is it weird that this turns me on?
- I want this everyday









