Brightest Young Things

• Unfortunately Carnival Cruiseline has banned "cougar/cub" themed cruises before FOX could make us an amazing reality television show.

• I feel like Snoop Dogg mad a mistake signing his cousin Mac Shawn 100, but please tell me if I'm wrong.

• The lure of dating an ex lesbian, thank you Details magazine.

• The crazy mixed up love life of a performance artist and a burlesque dancer

• Amazing id pictures

• The all sperm, all egg, all lip gloss and other extremely disgusting diets

• Why are mixed race people so much better?!?!??!?

• Wait, does cocaine make you smarter? You certainly think so when you're on it.

• A stripper with a prosthetic leg

• "If you're 25 years old and unmarried, you're a Menace 2 Society"

• What if you found out that you were the product of a forced drug-fueled orgy with CHARLES MANSON.

• All I want to do is smash these mailboxes with a jr. size baseball bat they give you for free on bat day.

• I don't understand why this designer made these decisions and also why he refuses to vacuum his carpeting.

• This looks like a super fun sport for the whole family

• Is it weird that this turns me on?

• I want this everyday

Previously in Misc/Awesome:

• 12/28: Terrible Boyfriend/ Girlfriend Generator.
• 12/1: The John Waters Advent Calendar-it starts today
• 11/28: It Chooses You: All I Want for Christmas is Everything from Miranda July's Pop-Up Shop
• 11/3: Things I'd Move to Minnesota For
• 9/6: PHOTOS: Maloof $$ Money Cup
• 9/2: PHOTOS: Chantilly Model Train Show
• 9/1: Libby's List: 5 Things I Want Right Now...
• 8/22: PHOTOS: Best Friends Day
• 8/10: PHOTOS: Lawn Mover Racing, Eastern Seaboard Regionals @ Bowles Farm
• 7/26: Special List: Things the BYGays Want Now That We Can Marry In DC (and NY!)