Brightest Young Things

Goals for the day: do NOT eat cold pizza, play ping pong, and be a better listener.

• STOP TOYING WITH MY EMOTIONS ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT MOVIE

• You have a chance to name the new Wu Tang offshoot with Ghostface Killah, Raekwon the Chef and Method Man.

• I totally support this grandmother's quest to recreate herself in the image of Jessica Rabbit- I'll even lend that support financially.

• The worst way to deal with a breakup

• Slutty Star Wars

• If I thought ketchup flavored potato chips were a gift from god, just imagine how I feel about ketchup as a substitute for chocolate.

• Sylvester Stallone is an amazing painter

• Penguins practice prostitution, for real.

• The strangest, most depressing and bizarre television commericals

• Giant spider species discovered in Middle Eastern sand dunes.

• Now we can all smoke weed with Jay and Silent Bob legally!

• Elijah woods hosts competitive eating contests

• I would rather see a photo of Garfield surrounding by hungry lasagnas.

• The entire Big Lebowski script rendered in Elizabethan English

• I want to do this so badly

• Lindsay Lohan saves the children in India

• Eye tattoos disgust me

• Reggie Watts vs. a Car Battery

• Oh hey there David Bowie

Previously in Misc/Awesome:

• 12/28: Terrible Boyfriend/ Girlfriend Generator.
• 12/1: The John Waters Advent Calendar-it starts today
• 11/28: It Chooses You: All I Want for Christmas is Everything from Miranda July's Pop-Up Shop
• 11/3: Things I'd Move to Minnesota For
• 9/6: PHOTOS: Maloof $$ Money Cup
• 9/2: PHOTOS: Chantilly Model Train Show
• 9/1: Libby's List: 5 Things I Want Right Now...
• 8/22: PHOTOS: Best Friends Day
• 8/10: PHOTOS: Lawn Mover Racing, Eastern Seaboard Regionals @ Bowles Farm
• 7/26: Special List: Things the BYGays Want Now That We Can Marry In DC (and NY!)